Totenkopf Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 According to Spock they are 457.7 to 1. Where is Mr Anderson going now that he's left his toolshed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 He's going over to worship THE BOB. Where is THE BOB temple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 At the summit of Mount Robert in Boberistan. Why dosen't anyone visit THE BOB Temple anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 B/C on my visit I got tired of all the dumbasses and my foot went on a kicking spree. Closed due to Red Foreman scaring off tourists. If I used a wooden spoon to smack a kettle head, what sound would it make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Probably something similiar to the thud of Red's foot hitting a knight in the ass. What does Red do when he's to tired to kick you in the ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Says that grammar is your best friend, kettle head. Why is eric such a wuss, he certainly didn't get it from Red, so come on, why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 He's his mother's son. She was sent to a convent before she met and married Red. Whose ass did Red put his foot up on Iwo Jima? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Some poor schmuck. He can't talk about it. But I'm sure Hyde is all good with it. Why does Rukia keep tickling Orhime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 B/c tickling one's self isn't ever as fun. What's Ohrime gonna do to Rukia when she gets free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Have a juice box drinking party. (Joke is on Rukia--she's from a different time era and doesn't understand juice boxes). Why must the Raccoons and Monkeys fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 B/c the Bob has made it so, besides it amuses Red when he gets tired from all the asskicking. What do you get when you cross Fez with Jackie and Donna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Some hermaphroditic weird creature who sadly only seems normal when impersonating FM-77 from an H-movie Beat Angel Escalayer. <RUN AWAY!> Why is Stan's dog so keen to hump everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 B/c it's a dog, silly. What is a dog if it's not keen to hump everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Fixed of course. Why is it a bad idea to awaken the wrath of the almighty bunghole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 B/c it can make your day real crappy. When is snot not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 When it's not. Silly. Why did Anakin cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Because he couldn't circle it. Why was anakin such a freakin' emo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 B/C George Lucas needed a good boot in the ass. And Hayden Agrees with me, apparently. Why is there no Grand Theft Auto movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Because the script got stolen and the director was taken hostage. Will Kotor3 ever get made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 No. What does the fact that I always get teary-eyed when watching the ending of Return of the Jedi, but seldom anyone time, say about me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Agoraphobic or sociopathic...not sure which one you are yet. If Hack Benjamin can't hear, why is it that for every objectionable thing you say towards his client (even when facing away from you), he always has a gun to your head the next femtosecond? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 He's a lip reader, dumbass. If Juhani is a lesbian, how fast can Michael Phelps swim the Indy 500? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 The speed of dark! Who's on first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 That depends who's on you. Is it that hot neighbor soccer mom? What country you from?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 What?! Does he LOOK like a bitch?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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