Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 Because I'm loaded with my jerkishness. Why are you such a jerk?
Totenkopf Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 To relate better to you, sensei. Why has your old pet monkey and his trebuchet army robbed yet another liquor store? No ambition?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 I told him if he caused me any more trouble, that he'd make a quick return to the days his first owner mistress used to call him 'bloblo' and shove a broomstick...where he don't like it. Why is it that every time I visit Liberty City, I see someone deranged that needs help or that I witness some...slavic guy stealing cars? Why does carjacker come into my bar to throw darts?
Totenkopf Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 B/c you're looking at the world through rosy glasses. Are you Lisa's real daddy? btw: that last avi went down pretty quickly.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 Who the hell is Lisa? (BTW, rare appearances to highlight the occasion, but 11th it happens all over again.) Why do cats like to piss in heaters?
Totenkopf Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 B/c they can, duh. Why do dogs like to sniff each other's junk?
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 Because it gets them loaded, you silly. Why do video game characters have to get neutered into these little crappy money makers reaching out to kids? Where's the loyalty in returned to a loyal fanbase?
Alkonium Posted August 7, 2009 Posted August 7, 2009 To make money, which is more important than loyalty. Is Gordon Freeman really Captain Crowbar?
Totenkopf Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 No, he's actually General Mayhem. Did Duke Nuk' em or ignore 'em?
Darth Avlectus Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 Hard to tell...especially if one of the village people asked the question...I think he ignored them so he could nuke someone else... Why wouldn't I just go cut down my neighbor's tree?
Totenkopf Posted August 8, 2009 Posted August 8, 2009 Because it contains the tree house in which you entertain yourself w/ "special dances" from Partyboy while listening to your Village People collection. Why is Elvis dead?
Darth Avlectus Posted August 9, 2009 Posted August 9, 2009 Because you lost your boot so far us his ass when you kicked it that he died trying to $*** it out again. Because it contains the tree house in which you entertain yourself w/ "special dances" from Partyboy while listening to your Village People collection. Yes, my little mini-me clone dances very well...and you paid for that VP collection because you wuv me. How's about if "Pokie" the lonely vicious little dog decided Tot's stuffed animal collection was a "comfy" place to "relax" while I merely pretended I ate that dog dreck, but instead made it into a "chocolate cake" for barney frank?
Tobias Reiper Posted August 10, 2009 Posted August 10, 2009 He would EAT IT. What would it be like if I was the Dancing Old Guy from Six Flags? (Video of him here: )
Darth Avlectus Posted August 14, 2009 Posted August 14, 2009 ^^^I'd tell you that you personally are awesome, however the theme park you represent leaves something to be desired here in its CA chain. =/ (Kinda don't like people trying to jack me who wind up grabbing ME instead of something they think is in my pocket.) Why does Totenkopf have a pile of dead raccoons in his tank with the village people all around it?
Alkonium Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Because dead racoons are needed for the YMCA! If you had to choose between actively killing one person, or through inaction, allowing two people to die, which would it be?
Trench Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Option 3. If you had to choose between pushing Totenkopf into a vat of sewage, or kicking GTA's butt, what would you choose?
Darth Avlectus Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 Neither. I'd Send a gang of chainsaw maniacs to Te Mirdala's farm. If you had a choice between Mai Shiranui's bouncing boobs or Jill Valentine's jiggling behind, which one would you choose...to fling monkey doodey at?
Totenkopf Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Neither. Instead I propose force feeding TMM the monkey doody courtesy of your former monkey army. They are rather a rambunctious lot. How old is old enough w/o being too old?
Darth Avlectus Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Twice the age of consent--that way you can sleep with someone half your age. (Some mighty fine cradle robbin' goin' down!) :devsmoke: What is the palindromic opposite of 12?
Totenkopf Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Blackjack! What ever happened to Randolph Scott?
Darth Avlectus Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Became most closely associated with films about "The West", hen retired with a big ol chunk of cash. >A retirement I'll never have at this rate. What were Beavis' and Butt-Head's fathers as a profession? (besides dirty plinkerz )
Serpentine Cougar Posted August 23, 2009 Posted August 23, 2009 Fathers of stupidity. How long has it been since this thread shaved?
Trench Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 Too long. Its beard is tickling me. What is the secret to life?
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