Darth Avlectus Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Yo mamma. Could-e, could we, could he, could be, coochiecoochiecoo, could she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Same to you pall! To be or not to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I don't know, so let's about asking the she. How many fart bombs does it take to do the michael jackson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 3 and a half. Should I get an afro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 If you don't mind being called "pubie head" by all the other freaks of the world. Considering you're home schooled, I don't see that being a problem... What time is it when the rooster decides to give you the wake up call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Usually 3:00 PM. Should I keep the big one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 You must do what your conscience tells you. Personally that is okay with me as long as she is good lookin' to you. .......If not......... At what point does stupidity cease to amaze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 When it strikes twice in the same place. On four dimensions. =O Why is it that most of my professors in my testerone-driven field are female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Because you slipped something into their drinks, you fiend. What if you were known as king teabags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I'd strive to be a very good King. Should I have 42 rolls of Duct Tape at any given time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Yes, you never know when it's time to mummify a douchebag. Have you golfed the "bunghole in one" course? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I wanted too, but my girlfriend thought it would hurt. =/ What do you think I was implying in my answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 It wasn't anything to do with a golf course. That's fo sho. ...well, except if you consider golf balls and a golf club and doing the 2 point with...errrrm, nevermind. I'll just say you have ass-pirations to be a proctologist of some sort. Where'd you ****ing GO?!?!?!?!?! (Hint: Yelling at cats/angry cat man.)I'm sooo gonna be called a son of a ***** for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta 62 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 SON OF A *****!!!! I was behind YOU!!!!! Wheres my cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 In that little baggie. Sorry, I stepped on it. Who is cornholio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 The Follower of bunghole....DUH! Where is my chocolate milk! GIVE IT BACK DANG IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 It's in the toilet. How much cocaine does Mr Snufalufagus (sp?) snort in any given day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 43.5 Kilos/7 shouldget you your answer there, buddy. Who reminds you most of a hutt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Pizza. Where is north of nowhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta 62 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 south of somewhere. Whats that smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Poison Gas, let's see how long you can hold your breath. Who's over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 My dog's hallucinations. What is wrong with my keyboard??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Your cat is using it as a dance floor. And urinal. In the someday, what's that sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 *Flutter Flutter flutter huff* I'm afraid that I cannot recognize the sound of someday. What is the sound of yesterday's tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 The most annoying sound in the world. Who is the chicken washer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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