Hallucination Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I'm not programmed to reveal that information, perhaps in a later patch you will know. What is my OS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 The orders by Sarah Connor to go back into the past and protect John Connor and his lieutenants from T-X on Judgment day. This after killing John Connor in present day, post war. Why is it every time Hal sees an overweight women who is scantily clad, his observation analog program says "inappropriate"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Because some things are not appropriate for anything, even time travelling robots. Why is it that knife fighting is no longer an acceptable form of conflict resolution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Because too often people cheat and bring guns. Who brings a gun to a knife fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 The winners, usually. Is a bird in the hand actually worth two in the bush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 That whole system is a bunch of nonsense. Is a hand in the bush therefore worth three birds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 And you said the first system was nonsense.... Who's on first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Some guy. Still he who loves lost is just another hand in the bush. Who looks like a biatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 You do. Why does my microwave have a "Snake" setting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggomonkey Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 its a setting for you. E=MC2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 That depends. Why didn't my shaver work? (Hint: misfits scene on big money hustlas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 You forgot to plug it in you stupid ****. Why did GTA forget to plug in his razor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I dunno I must've shaved with that son of a ***** a thousand times. How many times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggomonkey Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 why 999 999 999 times. How many Jelly beans are in the swimming pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Only as many as there needs to be. Why is your mom asleep on my front lawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggomonkey Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Shes there because she wasn't tired. why are you feeling up your mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Because my "mom" isn't actually related to me, just like *your* mom isn't either. And you'll be next if you aren't careful. Why is it every time I'm feeling up their mothers, someone always has a problem with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 They're jealous. Why is it every time their mothers are feeling up GTA, someone always has a problem with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 They don't want to call me daddy. Why not have hal as your daddy instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 B/c you've already taken him for yours. Why does GTA insist on feeling up his own mom in public? Never heard of a motel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Because I already felt up your mom in private. Why is it every time I start a conquest for feeling up their mothers, people gotta get all bent out of shape about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 B/c they usually catch you trying to feel up their fathers. When will GTA give up his father fetish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 When my foot finds its way up your ass. Where is that durf-mcwoofsky going to land? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 On Red's shoe......right before it enters your ass. What would happen if Red had lasers in his shoe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 You'd have gotten laser surgery in your colon, apparently. What about if Ed pissed off Red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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