DeadYorick Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 no Do you think you can kill Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kalverys Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 ^ NO... Chuck Norris is Immortal Do you think that I'm crazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 No comment (just playin') Why are some dogs stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 It's your fault. How is it Rev's fault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kalverys Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Because he's a professional dog trainer... Why would anyone want to be ambidextrous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Because they can't be paraplegic. What it the meaning of death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 No more peanut butter. Why can't you eat peanut butter anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Because you can only have carrots. Why you like bugs bunny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Is there a reason not to? Why do I control everything I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Because you are the Master. Is Anakin Skywalker related to Atton Rand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Negatory. Is Bastila related to Sidious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 "Pository"? Am I related to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 You wish. Am I related to YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 What, you question our relationship? Did you hear the Mandrake scream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I heard him screaming... for ice cream. Why is bad techno so fun to listen to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Because I make it. Do you approve of the Microsoft-Yahoo!-Google-AOL-Pepsi merger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 NO! Not Pepsi!! Why not Pepsi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Pepsi can't match the cocaine-smooth taste of coke. Was Columbus really Chuck Norris in disguise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 No. Does Linux pwn Windows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ-W4 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Yes. LOL. Why have all those nifty windows gizmos been seen elsewhere first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Because Bill Gates loves us all (including Sabretooth and myself). What does that mean to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 That means I have realized some disturbing facts such as why I can't remember anything after the day you said "Time for your initiation rituals, Padawan" with a whip and spiked belt. Isn't USB the future of all technology? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ^Perhap so. If you were a psychologist, would you classify myself as insane and psychotic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 I'd classify you as a grammar criminal for not knowing a reflexive pronoun means the action is done to the subject. Was that too off-topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 No. Why can't it snow all year, and everywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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