Astrotoy7 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 No, because their parents letting them believe santa exists makes them unfit for parentage. I have a horse, a boltcutter and a monkey, what next? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Get a bolt for the boltcutter. I invented life but my monster is killing me what should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Kill it first. Is it normal for angry ticks to fire out of my nipples when I watch the Family Learning Channel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 yes, perfectly normal, unfortunately. Owl vs Lesbian, who wins, and at what? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Owl wins at mating instincts. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Hard. Who watches the Watchmen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 No one, that is why they're making a movie. Why is the world round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Because if it was square it would be Enix. Where did that come from?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Square Enix. Should they add another dimension to become Cube Enix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Yes. But this multiplies the amount of stupid kingdom hearts games by a factor of 10 to the power of 3. If Time is the 4th dimension, what dimension is Mime? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 12351568786564th. How many dimensions are there then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 3.5 Why is money worth less than it's "worth?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Because it rhymes with honey, and winnie the pooh ate it all If you could pick any planet to go to, what colour wristwatch would you wear? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 That would depend on what the time is... Dr. Freeman. Why don't they make erotic fantasies like they did in the 80s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 That would depend on what the time is... Dr. Freeman. Why don't they make erotic fantasies like they did in the 80s? Because agents from the future sent a Time Warrior to destroy them all, and mullet hairstyles. Why must a man with a curious past, have difficulty undoing a ribbon on a curious present? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Because curiosity killed him. If Tetris was invented in Ancient Egypt, what would it have been known as? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Osiristris Why do beavers with cleavers often chop at levers with fevers? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 You're getting that mixed up with otters. Why did they name it an envelope if "envelope" is a verb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Because, at the time, they were at a lost for creativity and didn't want to call it "a small paper bad." Why do cows moo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 That's what their vocal chords are capable of. If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 No. It makes many sounds. What's the worst that could happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I prefer to leave it open to interpretation, that way your mind automatically assumes the worst. That was meaningless, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Quite the contrary; it was super deep. Is Rorschach emo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Yep, don't you know why he wears a mask? Does Rorschach hold grudges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Quite a few. Is The Comedian really that funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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