Astrotoy7 Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Read alot of booooooooooooooks what is the best way to placate a ferocious sculpture of a turtle? mtfbwya
Bokken Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Sing songs of the Marx brothers. Why is it that when someone says, "There are hundreds of billions of stars in the galaxy," we believe them, but when someone says, "There's wet paint on there," we have to touch it?
Alkonium Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 A combination of stupidity and curiosity. If I had the TF Gun from El Goonish Shive, would it be wrong for me to turn random men into women and random women into men with it?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Yes, because your poor acronym memory skills mistake its true meaning. The Turnip Fart Gun has no effect on genitalia reversal. Whom is more likely to compose a Latin poem in Dactylic Hexameter, Owl or Lesbian? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Owl, Who Who is latin for....I'm smarter on this subject... Whom is more likely to dance through the air at light speed and then fall all the way to China?
Alkonium Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Me! What are the odds of Cybermen and Daleks joining forces to become CyberDaleks?
CommanderQ Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Approximately...3/3:D What are the odds of being able to create a weapon capable of destroying....an entire....PUMPKIN!
Bokken Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 About 0/0 What are the odds that, if a man comes up to you in the store and bets you $1000 dollars that the jack of spades will jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear, that you'll end up with an ear full of cider?
CommanderQ Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Oh this is a toughie....5/5:D What are the odds that a flying pig would dive bomb your house every thirty seconds?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 The odds of this occurring are approximately 3720 to 1! The what are the odds of Owl beating Lesbian in a game of Ping Pong? mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Slime to none. What are the odds of the owl and the lesbian being one and the same?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 Slime to none. What are the odds of the owl and the lesbian being one and the same? This depends on whether Owl is a girl or boy Owl When will Muppets be able to muster an army capable of defeating that of Napoleon? mtfbwya
Ferc Kast Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 In approximately 900 years. What is 0 divided by 0?
Alkonium Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 Infinity Does $Texas count as a valid amount of money?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 No. Lone star states are not worth much at all. Who is the most qualified FBI agent to track down a murderous camel? mtfbwya
Bokken Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 Lesbian. What is the lightest hearted thought in the history of the worst country in the world?
CommanderQ Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 I'm going to nuke you. What is the ahppiest thing in the dumbest place in the world?
Hallucination Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 The average egoist, of course. If you were a boolean value what would you be?
Alkonium Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 TRUE Is time a simple straight line, or at every instant fracturing into an infinite number of parallel universes due to the occurrences of every event with more than one possible outcome?
Sabretooth Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 Neither, time is money. If I were to give you a gold coin right now, what would you do with it?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 Use it to generate molecular cohesion in a cup of goat drool. What temporal confluences can potentially occur between a maggot and a swordfish? mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 The maggot, along with many other maggots, can eat the dead swordfish, or the swordfish can impale the maggot. What tastes better, maggots, or swordfish?
Bokken Posted February 28, 2009 Posted February 28, 2009 Maggoty swordfish. Or would that be swordfishy maggot?
Serpentine Cougar Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 Negative. The correct phrase is "Sword got fishy mag." But where did he get it from?
Sabretooth Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 From the fishes, duh. Do the Chinese manufacture mag?
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