CommanderQ Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Nope, you don't cuz' everything they tell you is a lie..... Do you need a computer to play Crysis?
Bokken Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 No, you need a monstrosity. Do you need a life to play SWBF2?
CommanderQ Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Yes, that way you don't die automatically. Do you need a brain to game?
Alkonium Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 No, just listen to ventrilo, and you'll agree with me. Does it make sense for a chimney to rape a bear if the bear has a human son?
CommanderQ Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 No. Nor does it make sense in any other way. Will flying pigs ever be capable of super-sonic flight?
Bokken Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Assuming they are ever capable of flight, yes. Why did kamikaze bombers wear helmets?
CommanderQ Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 You never know, you migtht bump your head when you're trying to crash into a battleship. Why did the Nazi's have such big tanks?
Ataris Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 So that CommanderQ could put a picture of one in his signature to make a witty joke. Why do popular people and names like WWII use roman numerals instead of numbers?
CommanderQ Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Because the Romans decided that everything big needed a numer. Why are the Romans obsessed with Numers?
Ataris Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Because they couldn't use standard numbers because they are of Arabic origin. Why did the Romans wear skirts?
CommanderQ Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Because real men wear skirts. They're not skirts though, they're Italian Kilts. Why do the Scots wear Kilts?
Ataris Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Because girly men wear kilts. Why do Scots play bagpipes?
CommanderQ Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Well, it's much easier than playing purse-pipes:D DA-DUM-CHHHHH!! Why do bag pipes make such awesome noises?
Ataris Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Because they're built that way. Why are bagpipes so big?
Bokken Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Because they are made up of a series of reeds that are blown through the bag that the pipers constantly have to fill up. It takes lots of stamina. Oh, and kilts are only skirts if you wear underwear >_> Why is the Gunn clan so hated?
CommanderQ Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Because they smuggle gunnz...da dum chhh... Why is the Gunn Clan so hated?
Ataris Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Because their guns are too pricy... What is the Gunn Clan?
Bokken Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 A Highland clan whose motto is "Aut Pax Aut Bellum." Why is the Gunn Clan's motto "Either peace or war?"
CommanderQ Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Well, actually, they had that by accident, the first motto was "Piece or Door," they were originally doormakers, but after a few mis-writes, a war had started....and hence... Why do we come up with mottos?
Ataris Posted March 15, 2009 Posted March 15, 2009 For CommanderQ to come up with random origins for them. Or because unrequited love makes us feel bad and we need a saying to keep us calm in that painful time. Oh, sorry, got a little carried away there... Why don't mottos really make us feel better?
Astrotoy7 Posted March 16, 2009 Posted March 16, 2009 They are often in latin or chinese characters, unless you are from Ancient Rome or China, you wont know what they mean Are monkeys genetically programmed to build an Ark made of Bananas? mtfbwya
urluckyday Posted March 16, 2009 Posted March 16, 2009 Only in the Ukraine. Where's the best place to find a clone of myself?
CommanderQ Posted March 16, 2009 Posted March 16, 2009 Oh, well, maybe in the mirror, there's some pretty awesome clones there.... How can I clone an army of myself?
Hallucination Posted March 16, 2009 Posted March 16, 2009 You make an army of yourself and clone it. How do they get the cream in a cadbury cream egg?
Ataris Posted March 16, 2009 Posted March 16, 2009 They take one half of the chocolate shell, fill in the cream, and then put the other half on, melt it together, and wrap it so that you can eat it. Is taking a portrait of a girl that you really like but she doesn't really know you that you drew and putting it on her desk anonymously creepy or romantic?
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