Astrotoy7 Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 He means 'how much paper... will it take to encase a monkey in a large origami banana' How many monkeys will the professor require to 'get busy with da ladiez' mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Approximatley one, mostly due to the fact that he will contract a deadly virus and die shortly before 'gettin busy with da ladiez,' that is why monkeys will never be your friend. Why do we allow monkeys to exist?
Ataris Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 They make good eating. Why do we allow CommanderQ to exist?
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Because without me, there is no LF{Joke:D} Why do we have so many games?
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Good question. The best game in the world. What is it?
Bokken Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Life. It's great, but you only get one spawn, and it's VERY expensive. Are you in the company of heroes, or just normal people?
CommanderQ Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 I am in the Company of Both. Isn't that evident? What.....is the Capital of Assyria?
Alkonium Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 I don't know that! *gets flung to death!* What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallows?
CommanderQ Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 South African or North European? Why do you have coconuts instead of a horse?
Bokken Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 To stop this ridiculous outbreak of Monty Python, which, as some of you may remember, we have already been through! Where's my money?
CommanderQ Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 Used to the good cause of putting Monty Python questions on the internet. What is your name?
Alkonium Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 Arthur, King of the Britons! What is your favourite colour?
Alkonium Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 I seek the grail? Where would you find coconuts in 10th Century England?
CommanderQ Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 I'm pretty sure a swallow dropped them.... How would swallow do that???
Bokken Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 It would have to be one big mouth and one big digestive system, and one very big butthole. What is the definition of smoked mackerel?
Alkonium Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 Stick one end of a mackerel in your mouth, and set the other end on fire. Is that the basic definition of smoking?
Bokken Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 No, a normal person doesn't use a mackerel. Is a horse mackerel boisterous?
Astrotoy7 Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 Yes, it keeps trying to mount mare mackerel Is Owl Mackerel wise? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 Nope. It is very dumb. The Mackerel Q is very wise. How wise is the Mackerel Q?
Astrotoy7 Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 Not as wise as the Mackerel R, or S for that matter. Mackerel T has a PhD and Mackerel U and W are Astronauts. Mackerel X disappeared after making a momentous discovery in the field of Physics, and Mackerel Y and Z now exist only as pure thought. When did monkey realise that his friend, Rabbit would outsmart him in a game of dice? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 Because Rabbit cheated, using his friend, the fox, as an observer. That, and he had illegal stimulants. What were these illegl stimulants?
Bokken Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 Badger, mushroom, and snake. Is Badger the lord of the keypad?
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