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Miss_Mayhem

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It struck me that Lucasforums needs an anthem - and what's better than a homebrewed rap? Post it here, and while you're at it, post your personal rap as well. It's delectably stupid :9

 

Rules:

1 ... uh ....

2. 15 lines or less

3. ....yeah....

4. It better be AWESOME to da Xtreme

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Smon

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Who controls the British crown?

Who keeps the metric system down?

We do! We do!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?

Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?

Who makes Steve Guttenberg, a star?

We do! We do!

Who robs cave fish of their sight?

Who rigs every Oscar night?

We do! We do!

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I'm gonna make you bend and break

(It sends you to me without wait)

Say a prayer but let the good times roll

In case God doesn't show

(Let the good times roll, let the good times roll)

And I want these words to make things right

But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life

"Who does he think he is?"

If that's the worst you got

Better put your fingers back to the keys

 

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

even though they weren't so great

"He tastes like you only sweeter"

One night, yeah, and one more time

Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories

"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

 

Been looking forward to the future

But my eyesight is going bad

And this crystal ball

It's always cloudy except for

When you look into the past (look into the past)

One night stand (one night stand off)

 

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

even though they weren't so great

"He tastes like you only sweeter"

One night, yeah, and one more time

Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories

"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

 

They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers

In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers

Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes

I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood, whoa

 

One night and one more time

Thanks for the memories

even though they weren't so great

"He tastes like you only sweeter"

One night, yeah, and one more time

Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories

"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

 

One night and one more time (One more night, one more time)

Thanks for the memories

even though they weren't so great

"He tastes like you only sweeter"

One night, yeah, and one more time (One more night, one more time)

Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories

"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"

 

Copyrighted by a band most people should know - and some should hate.

 

I'm too lazy to write one of my own, sorry.

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St. Jimmy

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Verse 1 – Suffa

This is for the hopeless, the homeless, the brokest, the dopest,

The smokers, the jokers on opiates and coke it’s,

Your choice, I won’t judge you tonight,

Cos I’m paraletic, I ain’t looking to lose a fight,

So put your hands up if you’re not to drunk to stand up,

If you bombing up the toilets put your man up,

And put your can up spray it in the air mate,

Check out my man, **** its all going pear shaped,

They call me Suff when I’m drunk they call me **** off,

Head under the bar trying to drink the run off,

I’m a one of a kind; I’ll rhyme till I’m cut off,

Or just to ****ing blind to get one off,

Don’t call me son of a bitch; I’m the son of an angel,

When the sun of the morning hits it’s so painful,

These all nighters are killing me,

But it’s alright are you feeling me?

 

Chorus

And it’s all love, and it’s alright,

Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,

Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,

Wake up, get sober, what a great night,

And it’s all love, and it’s alright,

Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,

Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,

Wake up, get sober, what a great night.

 

Verse 2 – Suffa

This is for the gamblers, the ramblers, the grandmas and grandpas,

The fans of the samplers, my godson in pampers,

Champ let’s all amp this out like Peavey,

Like De La said it’s so easy,

It’s so easy, to pack this,

Chain smoking in the back like I had three cigarettes and one match it’s,

The one who sucks tequila from a cactus,

You couldn’t hack this with axes, to all the detractors,

Go listen to Axis if you want proof,

That Obese ain’t actors, we produce,

The rawest performance from verse to the chorus,

Hung like a walrus, run like a tortoise,

Obese, enormous, flawless on the cordless,

I own this mic like my name was Shure it’s,

For the poorest or richest, slowest or quickest,

Flow with a sickness, bro you know what this is?

 

Chorus

And it’s all love, and it’s alright,

Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,

Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,

Wake up, get sober, what a great night,

And it’s all love, and it’s alright,

Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,

Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,

Wake up, get sober, what a great night,

Gin and tonic, you rock the house,

Tequila shots, you rock the house,

Chivas Regal, you rock the house,

Yager bombs, you rock the house,

And it’s all love, and it’s alright,

Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,

Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,

Wake up, get sober, what a great night,

And it’s all love, and it’s alright,

Till we’re all drunk, then it’s all fights,

Then it’s all over, go home, go sleep,

Wake up, get sober, what a great night!

 

What A Great Night.

By (the legendary) HillTop Hoods.

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Emperor Devon

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How about...

 

The people's flag is deepest red,

It shrouded oft our martyr'd dead

And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,

Their hearts' blood dyed its ev'ry fold.

 

Then raise the scarlet standard high,

Beneath its folds we'll live and die,

Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,

We'll keep the red flag flying here.

 

Look round, the Frenchman loves its blaze,

The sturdy German chants its praise,

In Moscow's vaults its hymns are sung,

Chicago swells the surging throng.

 

It waved above our infant might

When all ahead seemed dark as night;

It witnessed many a deed and vow,

We must not change its colour now.

 

It well recalls the triumphs past;

It gives the hope of peace at last:

The banner bright, the symbol plain,

Of human right and human gain.

 

It suits today the meek and base,

Whose minds are fixed on pelf and place,

To cringe before the rich man's frown

And haul the sacred emblem down.

 

With heads uncovered swear we all

To bear it onward till we fall.

Come dungeon dark or gallows grim,

This song shall be our parting hymn.

 

Not mine, but it's excellent nonetheless.

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Miss_Mayhem

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If we want to adopt a semi-official anthem, it should be an original property, as such, Smon's rap is the lead contender.

 

It's the ultimate paradise for insanity

A lawless land of lax authority

Whatever we do,

It's done hysterically

There's no reservations

No maturity

So we give ya congradulations

Our undying adulation

For joining our undeniably awesome RD nation

Let loose your silver tongue

and say what's on your mind

Go ahead and bind and unwind with the youth, America's young

We embody the spirit of free speech

A lesson we dont mind havin' to teach

Our enthusiasm cant seem to be breached

And it's obviously, apperantly present in each

So scream and shout

And be proud about

Being an RDer

It aint no reason ta pout

 

...Word.

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Miss_Mayhem

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They is uber-cute!

 

I'm li'l Miss_Mayhem and I'm here ta say

None 'y'all can stop me so I'm here ta stay

Head to toe, what you see is what ya get

Where you expecting more? Did I stutter or you just forget?

I'm livin' my average life day by day,

I ain't got the riches but that's okay

I've managed to charm people with my conniving ways

But if y'all dont like me that's still okay

I'm random, I'm hilarious

It's obvious I ain't serious

'Wouldn't be inane to say I maybe somewhat insane in the brain cuz I'm feelin' delirious

But whatevah ya think,

You best keep this in mind:

You better not forget I demand at least respect and those who dont are in my debt

Else I come from behind

N' you find yourself in a bind

And you'll soon find

The pain I diss out is one of a kind

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RAZPUTIN'S DOMAAAAAAAIN. WE ARE NOT REALLY LAAAAAAAAAAME. WE LAUGH ALL DAY, AND SAY YOU'RE GAY, AND JUST GO AHEAD AND FLAME AWAAAAAAAAY.

 

RAZPUTIN'S DOMAAAAAAAIN. WE HATE THE MEAT CIRCUS, AND BLOW UP SQUIRRELS, ALSO DOGS WHO CAN PAAAAAAAINT.

 

RAZPUTIN'S DOMAAAAAAAIN. HAPPY GLITTER VIOLENCE, ZOMBIES, JET-PACKS, PUPPIES, NINJAS, MAGIC!

 

WE ALL HATE PIRATES, AND DON'T ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE, (Cue Barry White voice) ONE TIME LADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

 

-Sort of tapered off there on the end. But shut up.

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