Davinq Posted April 11, 2007 Author Posted April 11, 2007 You also need to slow down and decide whether or not its worth posting in a thread that has nothing to do with you.
Davinq Posted April 11, 2007 Author Posted April 11, 2007 4prez, but not for Grand Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Ninjas just aren't amibitious enough for that.
Hallucination Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Rum and guns are FTW. Hell, they are win, so I must vote pirates.
DarthAve Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 4prez, but not for Grand Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Ninjas just aren't amibitious enough for that. That's because Grand Surpreme Overlord of the Universe is already taken by John Linnell and John Flansburg. Nobody dare take that position from their Sapphire grip and theme for Timothy McSweeney.
Kanukle Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 Pirates! Chick with eye patches are hot! *hehe Pirate Booty hehe*
DarthAve Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 Chicks with eye patches may be hot, but chicks with ninja things are forever. No wait, chicks that are geeks are forever. Ninja fems are good to.
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 There are plenty of fem-ninja, and they can kick ass while looking good. The truth is, most female pirates were missing teeth.
Poopdogjr Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 Can we ninjas get harmonicas too? That might be a deal breaker for me. That and candy.
DarthAve Posted April 20, 2007 Posted April 20, 2007 Can we ninjas get harmonicas too? That might be a deal breaker for me. That and candy. We'll form a Ninja Orcastra! We just won't play anything. Instead we'll kill the audiance with our instruments!!
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 The official ninja instrument is the electric guitar, and it is considered polite ettiquette to smash teh guitar over the head of the rich socialites who beleive Rock is beneath them.
Hallucination Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 How ironic that pirates believe that everyone should listen to rock whilst getting drunk and shooting rich socialites out of cannons.
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 I detect a recurring lack of foresight.... Ninjas are teh awsum, correct? Pirates for the win, no? Why choose one? I am currently running the Ninjate/Pirja breeding program. After pairing the finest Female Pirates with Male Ninjas, and vice versa, I'd like to announce that all progress is going smoothly and genetic consistency is at 102% and rising. If the final results of my human test subjects are pleasing I may even apply the method to my Ninja Kitties and Pirate Puppies...
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 0.o It is quite inhumane, your hybrids would never be accepted among society. Not normal enough to be an average human, not piratey enough to be accepted by pirates, not ninjaish enough to be taken among the ninja. In their wretched deppressed state, it is almost certain your ninjate shall commit seppuku with a broken beer glass, such as every other breeding attempt before yours.
Hallucination Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 You are both just being silly, everyone knows ninjae ('ninja' is a Greek word, if you didn't know) and pirates are different species and can't breed.
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 Which is why it is inhumane to even attempt it. Previous attempts have required special machines akin to those used to clone that sheep. The result is also very unnatractive.
Hallucination Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 It's not inhumane, what's inhumane is trying to get ninja men to breed with pirate men, 'cause that would hurt.
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 21, 2007 Posted April 21, 2007 Even ninja-dudes/wenches or fem-ninja/pirates is just plain plain cruel. The same sibject was brought up in the Pirates VS Ninja thread, and I made a similiar point.
Hallucination Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 Everyone look up for a spell, and you'll see that 8 people who voted have the right opinion. Everyone else has the wrong opinion.
SealfiveLight Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 Ninjas, totally... *cough* NARUTO ROCKS ! *cough*
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 Cruelty isn't really a factor. The results so far are promising, and I have several prototypes out conducting Assassinations and Booty Calls (that's what pirates do right?) as we speak. They need not fit in society.... Only to rule it, as is their rightful place!
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