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two things.

 

1) my gym class is "peer tutor" where we do physical activities to help the special ed kids learn teamwork and to improve balance and coordination and things like that...so we were playing a capture-the-flag type of game, with 6 teams. so this one kid, K.C., who i call "botty" (not to his face of course)...he's basically a robot with a skin prostheses covering his whole body. he walks stiff as a board, he nods vigorously when affirming a statement...creepy, robotic, the whole deal.

 

so he's on another team and comes running into our little safezone to steal the flag. he grabs it, runs out and in the process knocks over one of the mentally retarded kids. the special ed kid ended up twisting his ankle. but good ol' BOT just kept forging ahead without a second thought.

 

he's joining the marines after high school. go figure.

 

2) yesterday this kid mike in my english class was going to go to the nurse for whatever reason, but then my teacher stopped him and said before he went, she needed to say to the class that "if you're going to not do your work or ditch my class just drop the course because i don't want to deal with it". we found out today that she only stopped him so that he could hear what she was saying to the whole class...only he interpreted it yesterday as her telling him to drop the class in front of everybody.

 

so we had a poem due today...a tribute to someone we know. well, mike decided to write his regular poem plus a mean-spirited poem addressed to the teacher since he was PO'd about what she'd said yesterday. so before he reads it he goes, "well should i read the nice one or the mean one?" my teacher was just like "well if it's going to hurt my feelings, you should probably think about it before you do it, but it's your choice".

 

he chose to read it.

 

so he was reading and it was basically saying "nobody cares what you're saying over the announcements, you have no control, we'll overpower you, blahblahblah, your class is a joke". so he finishes reading the poem out loud, and the room was just silent for about a minute. then teach goes "does anyone else want to read or should i respond to that?"

 

nobody said anything. she looked at mike and said "you know, that hurt," in a really shaky voice...and then she said "i have to leave for a minute". she walked out of the room and was gone for about 5 minutes. and then she came back and her eyes were all red.

 

and then we continued class.

 

i felt so bad for her, she's this 5'4" little lady in her mid-50s and she's really a very nice person...it was bizarre. so i'm interested to see what's gonna happen on monday.

 

yay for friday the 13th!

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Another happy ending....now nobody say something perverted to what I just said.

One English teacher on my school is like 5'5" but she's mean and her mouth smells like horse dung, we gave her a LISTERINE BOTTLE for chritsmas, lol

And went to detention for a week because she found out that it was me plus 3 more kids.

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My language arts teacher and one of his friends were chased by rabid cows through a forest when they were young. And now, he always gets cow stuffed animals or other memorabelia as presents during Christmas, including me. Even though he likes me cause I gave him a picture of Catherine Zeta Jones and he likes her.

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Gah ... not today, but yesterday ...

 

1) BOTH the cars broke down. I almost walked 2/3 miles to school.

 

2) my teach was real creepy. In my last class, there aren't very many kids. The teacher likes to pace around to see what people are doing. And since me and this other gal are in the center seats at the very back, he always stands behind us. He was giving out extra credit, and I'm trying to do it, and then he sits down in the seat next to me and just starts talking. It's weird, cuz he shouldn't have much to talk of since he doesn't exist outside of school. And he's like.

 

"How was your day?"

 

"... it's school ..."

 

"Aw, ms. downer. You're no fun. Why so negative?"

 

And cuz he has an irritating voice, me and the gal next to me started to laugh. But then ...

 

"I didn't like school when I was young either."

 

"...& now you're workin at one..."

 

"funny, huh?" he proceeds to talk about how he likes to unfairly puhish his students, "blahblahblah...and now I can annoy the kids too and get paid."

 

"Yeah, and you're real good at it too. You're being annoying right now." The girl next to me cracks up. From then, he's quiete but occasionally leans over to see what I'm writing. I just glare at him and he goes away to rap on the desk, every now and then asking 'are you done yet.'

 

"No"

 

Eventually he goes away, but that was just akward. Talking to teachers is always akward, but even worse when they try to appear peppy and young -_-

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