Help me name my kitty!

[Miss_Mayhem]

My grandparents have had the tradition of naming every cat they've ever owned: Gatito/Gatita or Kittytos/Kittytas. Only they can uphold the tradition.

 

I've come up with:

- Anthrax

- Influenza

- Malaria

- Rabies

 

How cuuuuuuuuuuute!

[martmeister]

Cat for first name

Last names: Apult, Aract, Astrophe, Agious, Amoran, Mandoo, Alina, With-Nine-Tails

[Miss_Mayhem]

I'm likin':

Cat Apult

Cat Aract

Cat Mandoo

[Reclaimer]

Anthrax is pimpin'.

 

Choose it.

[TechnoTabby]

What happened to Tequila huh Mayhem?You know its an awesome name...picture yourself at 6 in the morning yelling at the top of your lungs for all to hear "TEQUILAAAAAA were are you?" or"Come here Tequila" better yet "I lost my Tequila oh god I can't live without Tequila in my life!" people can even say stuff like "Poor Mayhem she lost her Tequila yesterday"...you'll sound like an awesome drunk

[DarthAve]

What about Cheshire Cat?

 

or Noodlez, Noodlez is a cool name.

 

OMG What about Smithers? Than you can be all 'Come Smithers' and it can be all 'meow' and you'd dwindle your fingers and say 'Excellent'.

[Miss_Mayhem]

(* = serious consideration)

 

And I have:

 

Jinx

Chewbacca

Tequila*

Chica*

Samba

Cookie

Voodoo*

Hex

Taboo

Anthrax*

Malaria

Influenza*

Ultracat

Thundercat*

Catsby*

Travolta*

Brandy

Margarita

Sputnik

Voltron

Mashi

Mayhem

Muse

Smithers*

[Hallucination]

Jinx? Get a mouse and name it Pikachu. Hell, go for a full set of Pokie-Mans. Chica is alright, but how about Chiquita?

 

What about Vache (French for 'cow'), Cochon (French for 'pig'), or Cochon-Dinde (literally 'Turkey-Pig', actually means Guinea Pig)? French ist die bon por chatitos.

[DarthAve]

If I got a cat, I'd name it Either Leslie, Ira, Feist, or SexyCat

[Hallucination]

SexyCat

If I knew your name when you named a cat that I'd call the PETA within the hour. Maybe later, if I'm lazy. Or never, if the cat is ugly.

[Miss_Mayhem]

OHNOZ BESTIALITY D8

[Hallucination]

Sabes es verdad.

[Samuel Dravis]

Or you could name it Alley.

 

OR NOT!

How about some different ones.

 

Goober

Neogato/a

Jorr

Psyche

QQ ["queue queue"]

John the Blond

Azazel

Taz

Werecat

lolcat

Blimey

Ferdinand

Ceres

Selene [sel-e-nay]

Lozenstrapp

Enigcatic

Franz

[itchythesamurai]

How about Mr. Pants?

[Miss_Mayhem]

lolcat and werecat and fanfriggintabulous.

 

You have heard of the lolcat, right?

[DarthAve]

lolcats are amazing. I love I Can has Cheezburger.

[Miss_Mayhem]

lolcat = feline grimreaper

[Byakko]

Mono Sodium Glutacat

Fu Man Chu

Aspirin

Bunion

Integral (yay, Hellsing!)

Tampon ("I've lost my Tampon!")

Optimus Prime ("OPTIMUS PRIME! COME DOWN OFF THAT TREE!")

[zelda 41]

name it kenny!!!

 

and if the neighbor happens to hit it with his truck....

 

'OMG YOU KILLED KENNY!'

[itchythesamurai]

Tampon ("I've lost my Tampon!")

 

That's just begging people to ask "Have you checked your fanny?"

 

Oh, name the kitty Milkshakes! Sure one of you punk kids is a Billy and Mandy fan.

[Miss_Mayhem]

My li'l sis has been pushing for Milkshakes - it's not a bad name really.

[DarthAve]

Name it 'MASTER CAT!'

 

all in caps, yeah, with the exclamiation point, too. MASTER CAT! is an amazing name.

[TechnoTabby]

Name it ummm......uhh....eh I got nothing.....I almost forgot I'm getting a kitten next week,yay!

[Miss_Mayhem]

Wait -what??? From who? Hook me up so I can get a kitty too. You know how new mommies band together and form leftist clubs? We can be like that too, but with saccharin kittens instead of demanding human children.

[Byakko]

My li'l sis has been pushing for Milkshakes - it's not a bad name really

 

If she watches The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, I should tell you that that cat dies/gets maimed every episode it is in.