RicardoLuigi... Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 so today at work this lady who looked like an even more irritating elisabeth hasselbeck came through my line and i was ringing her stuff up and she seemed to be buying normal stuff. but then she had these two bottles of hydrogen peroxide, except one was a large bottle and one was smaller...which i thought was peculiar because that made it seem like she was using a specific amount of it instead of 'as needed', you know? so then i look down at all the stuff i rung up for her and there was also a bottle of like formula 409 cleaning spray and a big jug of laundry detergent and stuff and i was like aaahhhhhhhhhhh!! b!tch be makin' some methhhhhhh i didn't tell the manager though because i thought maybe i was just making the whole thing up in my head, although i will add that she was typing some **** on her blackberry like keeping it down low by her waist, very suspicious. plus she got 35 bucks cashback which i thought was an odd amount, ANDDD she had a little baby in a baskety crib-type thing with her...momma gotta work to keep up wit dem baby expen$e$$$ gurrl you know how it is that is somethin a ho (aka hASSelbeck) would do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 She's picking up a dub and getting 15 burritos for while she's cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 she prolly used that 35 bucks to pick up some wendy's along the way or arby's, i can never remember which one is the crackhead haven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Wendy's, that ketchup is chemical friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 tl;dr das gimme a summary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 a lady came through my line at work and bought hydrogen peroxide, 409 cleaner, and a jug of laundry detergent (in addition to groceries); i figger she was gonna use it to make meth; blahblah being the b.s.artist that i am i put in some halfass attempts at jokes; i compare her to elisabeth hasselbeck; wendy's is from teh devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I originally read the title as saying 'Hasselhoff'. But alas, I was disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm not gonna lie...but the weirdest things are always found on RD... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 ? I agree with the disappointment over the lack of the Hoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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