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Me mum has had a long standing hatred for one of my exgirlfriends. I still fool around with this girl and me mum loathes it. So today I told her that I got her pregnant, which is me mums main fear for me. I wish I had taped her reaction. She literally slid across the table and grabbed me by my shirt collar, and stared me down. She said only one thing and it was "Leave." I was too frightened to tell her that it was an April Fools joke. I had told me father that I was planning this joke and he told her later on that it was a joke.

 

So wish I had taped it..

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Me mum has had a long standing hatred for one of my exgirlfriends. I still fool around with this girl and me mum loathes it. So today I told her that I got her pregnant, which is me mums main fear for me. I wish I had taped her reaction. She literally slid across the table and grabbed me by my shirt collar, and stared me down. She said only one thing and it was "Leave." I was too frightened to tell her that it was an April Fools joke. I had told me father that I was planning this joke and he told her later on that it was a joke.

 

So wish I had taped it..

 

That is awful. More so your mother's reaction though :/

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I colored all the staples in two of my area's staplers red... yup... real noticeable, yah? :p

 

One of my co-workers, however, made the area's printer say, "Insert coin" instead of "Ready"... by the time I left, no one had noticed... yay us :D

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Yeah. It's kinda' weird, LOL.

 

LOL, how was I chosen to be the one compared in terms of time zones (for April 1st, etc.)?

 

- PR-0927

 

Given that it's after April's Fools day, I may as well explain the reason:

 

TK-102 hacked my post to put up a dynamic display of the screename of whoever's account was looking at my post. Ergo, you saw your own name, I saw my own name, and everyone else saw their own name as the masquerading "jerk".

 

Therefore, anyone who was offended that I did not intend to name you personally should see to it that TK-102 gets a large, steel, and very much ill-lubed leather boot up his posterior.

 

I call shenanigans.

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