Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Don't need to: I have plenty trouble for here as it is. Leave them sheep alone--I'm the one usin' them thar sheep.
Totenkopf Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 No, I need several legs of lamb and a bunch of lamb chops for the luau b/c we've run out of pork here. Pity the fool!.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 No. I leave the fool to be pitiful. And to experience this: Roll an M-80 up in some papers and smoke that freak while plinking a chick who has crabs so big that red lobster is trying to cacth 'em.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 I like my body TYVM, though I watched a gallon glass jar get imploded behind a barrier once. it was cool. Barf on Vader.
Totenkopf Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Can't b/c he's in a galaxy far, far away. Make out with an ugly (susan boyle-like) cosplayer that's wearing a hideous outfit.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 I already did that, it was your mother. Give me a damned solid state laser for punching holes in metal, bunghole.
CommanderQ Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 No, I'm too busy funding my own laserpowers. Soon, the weapon will be fully-operational!!!!! Gimme all your nukes.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 28, 2009 Posted June 28, 2009 No. You already have all the nukes anyone could ever want. Go clean up Anderson's camper... Now!
CommanderQ Posted June 28, 2009 Posted June 28, 2009 Never. I'd rather die then breathe in those terrible fumes.... Don't try to shave off Chuck Norris' beard, or he'll kill you!!!!!
Totenkopf Posted June 28, 2009 Posted June 28, 2009 I have to or he will kill me. You can't refuse the Norris. Don't stick your foot up GTA's ass.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Try it and you'll wind up with mine up yours. Tell the ugly guy in the helmet to go get surgery or at least put a paper bag over his face so we don't have to look at that all damn day.
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 I would, but Red doesn't take "constructive criticism" very well. Go to the moon w/Beavis 'n Butthead in a rocket made of hardened TP.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 I'll do the latter and skip out on going, thanks. Too busy whacking off in my own tool shed. Go shine your ****ing helmet.
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Ran out of wax b/c you were "waxing" the dolphin. Find a new hobby.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 No way, I like your mom too much. Give me a tank, biatch!
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Is that what you say when you're playing "catcher"? That's disgusting, so the answer is no. Where you're drawers over your pants.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 What the ****? Well if you're talkng about pants over pants--done it many a time where I needed padding or insulation from cold. Sweatpants in jeans. Don't need to as it's approaching the 90s up here. Go box Curly while "pop goes the weasel" is playing.
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Nah...he was one of my favorite stooges and I'd hate to have to hurt him (esp since I know his "musical" secret). Go bother Moe.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 30, 2009 Posted June 30, 2009 Nah, Larry and Curly do a fine job of that already. Go sing "Never gonna give you up" at karaoke--you wuss, be a man, c'mon.
Alkonium Posted July 25, 2009 Posted July 25, 2009 There's nothing karaoke related going on right now. Make an excuse for not following this command.
Trench Posted July 25, 2009 Posted July 25, 2009 I can't, I have to get an enema. Go lick the bottom of GTA's shoe.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 26, 2009 Posted July 26, 2009 ^^^Nah, I'd rather not get pine sap and pitch in my mouth with all sorts of dirt and rock in my mouth... I can't' date=' I have to get an enema.[/quote'] ...uhh, yeah, okay. Have fun.
Trench Posted July 26, 2009 Posted July 26, 2009 I love reading reactions to comments like that! Stop making excuses!!!
Totenkopf Posted July 26, 2009 Posted July 26, 2009 If I stop making excuses I'll actually have to kill ya. Go to school w/a bag packed full of explosives.
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