purifier Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Only if I get to see them hammer each other in the face with them, otherwise....nope. Get a cavity search 5 times while calling yourself Mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Nah, I'd rather clip my nipples to an electrical outlet, get in a tub of water and turn on the electricity. Tell Mr. Buzzcut to bend over and give you 50 while you point an uzi at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Can't do it, I don't have a UZI. Play with a live electric eel while your in the tub of water too. ZZZZZZT --- ZZZZZZT --- ZZZZZZT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I am allergic to things that kill me. Come play with us, ______. Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Nah, I'm too old for ya. Become the next egotistical prissyman of LF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 But I already am. Become the next drama queen of LF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 No way, it would hurt my friggin' brain (If I had one) to act like that.......sorry. Become the next person deliberately criticized for typing "GTFO." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 GTFO......wait a minute, you already beat me to it. Go milk a cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Hmmm....."Dairy" or "NonDairy?" Cause a cow stampede, while your in the middle of the herd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Too busy causing a human stampede from the sidelines. Stop resurrecting "dead" threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 But live ones don't need resurrecting. =/ Put up Christmas lights wearing only strategically placed wreaths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I've done it and it's quite fun...if it isn't 10 degrees Fahrenheit or blizzarding outside. Your turn. Go make yourself a custom lightsaber prop IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I already did, but other people keep telling me that "it's just a friggin' MAG flashlight". Damn them, what they know. Put on a female reindeer costume and make mating calls to the male reindeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 No thanks, I saw what happened to you the last time you did that. Go hunting with Dick Cheney after a night of bar hopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I would except I don't drink and you know of my very low opinion of people who feign to be for less government while putting more and more government control over our rights behind the scenes. Go slop honey all over yourself as you lay down in a coffin full of rats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Oooooooh that tickles....Ahem!..... I mean...I can't, I don't have any honey. Run up to the BIG SHOW on the next WWE RAW and talk bad about his mother to his face. Can we say CHOKESLAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 I already basically did that in a Smackdown VS Raw game with my custom character: "T-baggr" whose finisher was the bruce lee Kung Fu straight punch. If that isn't enough I called the great Khali a punk just before I gave him a stone-cold stunner through a table. Your turn to go diss the big guys. Watch clerks without laughing at the male S&M stripper and donkey scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Sorry, I can't really get drunk enough to watch something like that. I already basically did that in a Smackdown VS Raw game with my custom character: "T-baggr" whose finisher was the bruce lee Kung Fu straight punch. If that isn't enough I called the great Khali a punk just before I gave him a stone-cold stunner through a table. Your turn to go diss the big guys. Ah hell, you must already have the SvR 2010 game, with the editable storyline. Damn, I'm still playing the SvR 2009 game, ya making me jealous GTA. Run up and down the street you live on for 10 min; while in the nude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Nah, I already froze my ass off today WITH my clothes on, plus I don't want to go to jail for indecent exposure. Go and lop the valve top off of a large gas cylinder while it's full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 I would, but it's not full of water. Start your own country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 I would, but I don't have a socialist party along with the under the table funding yet. Wrestle a wild bear, without a weapon on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Already did, I was T. Hawk vs Zangief in super street fighter 2. Staple your hand to your forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I'll pass. Saw you do it last week as you howled like a banshee. Go and hang out w/Gordon Freeman w/o a similiar environment suit to protect yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Anyone who knows Gordon Freeman knows his lineup of work, and moreover I already have enough horse's ass type of friends IRL. I'll pass. Go kick Vince McMahon's can until he grovels for mercy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 But I lost mah foot in 'Nam! Eat these delicious cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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