Trench Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I'm already the Joker. Become Conan the Barbarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Arnie beat me to it... Fetch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 *hiss!* Go shave your pits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta 62 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I havent got any arms to do it with. Come to my house for a "sleep" over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 *barf* No thanks, I'm getting my tonsils removed without any painkillers, and I'd rather do that. Let's ban Delta 62! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta 62 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 NO........I'm alredy an illegal immagrant! Lets not not ban anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 But they asked for it! Give me an excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Nah, I'd rather just give you a bag of barf. Go beat a dead horse. (Dead from me of course. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 But it smells of rotten! Put on a pair of short shorts and do the jiggle dance with Mr.Higglesworth over there. (you know you want to.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I can't seem to spot Mr. Higglesworth. Attempt Parkour while drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 I don't drink (anymore). But I do like to pull a Ric Flair party stunt, buy y'all drinks and watch you all make idiots out of yourselves as I convince you to do progressively dumber or raunchier things. (Yet you wonder why those pictures of you and the dog wound up on the internet.) Quit drooling over Jill Valentine you perv. Only zombies may take a bite of her sweet flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 If I stop staring the bomb will go off. Don't gimme that look! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Ahhh shaddup, who asked ya.... Go entertain Missy b/c Sugar Bear is out of town and she's been asking for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I'd rather not. Build an epic monument to my awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Nah, you're awesome enough as a wisecrackin' redneck mandalore. Any more awesome and you would be either a one man band or a ninja with a guitar in your own guitar slinging ninja clan band... Or a ninja clan band full of self sufficient one man bands also as ninjas w/ guitars. Go tell the wookiees they are invited to the next drunken space streaker's fest on coruscant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 They already don't wear clothes. Look at that >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 No thanks, I'm too busy looking at something else. Pay me the money you owe before you don't live long enough to regret not paying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I don't think so. You're on another continent, and funnily enough, can't afford a plane ticket. Duck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Where! Go hunting with Dick Cheney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I, uh, just remembered that I... *Bang!* I have to go to a funeral that day. How about a nice, relaxing swim with a Humboldt Squid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 *downing some nice "Tako" sushi at my favorite Japanese restaurant up in Eureka CA within driving distance of Humboldt* MMM-mph--gwrrr-mmrrmrrr. (GULP!) I'm sorry, what was that? You were saying something about squid? Yeah, pretty good with fresh wasabi and soy with low salt. Go roll up a flare and smoke that biach like no tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I can't smoke with this patch on. x_= Pick a fight with an angry mutant zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 That's impossible, zombies have no mind and therefore, no feeling. Ergo, no angry. Learn a real language to pick up the womanz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I don't need a language. My muscles do all the talking. Change your name... >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 And lower my chances with the ladies? Come now, be reasonable! Challenge an ancient Samurai to a Kendo duel....to the death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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