Darth Avlectus Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Nah, wouldn't work b/c I don't even LOOK like I'm a doctor. Go to a YMCA rodeo, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 but i don't have a horse. Go jump in a lake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 But it's frozen! Drink this bottle of hot sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 But I can't find it, where'd you put it? Tell me if this rag smells like chloroform to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 *smells it* *SLAM!* Deep-fry an airbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 But I don't like Air! Go Die in a Hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 I already did - about 10,000 years ago, then some smart-ass necrophiliac came along and decided too use my body for a chair (among other things). So I appealed to the Grim Reaper, while in spirit, and he resurrect me, and therefore, crowned me as the Purifier; and I also took my revenge upon the necrophiliac btw, for which to this day, he hangs as a scare-crow in my garden - ALIVE! Get yourself a solid metal screwdriver and stick it in a 240 volt outlet. *zzzzzzzzt! - zzzzzzzzzzzt! - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I can't.....I'm too busy fiddlin with the transformer out.....KABOOM! Don't wirte up your last will and testament right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 *just finishes writing up 1 year's worth of will and testament* Damn'it Totenkopf! - Now you tell us. *grumble*grumble* Go slide down a snow capped mountain in the nude, while using your own a$$ as a toboggan sled. (Hmmmmm....that could equate to some major freezer burn). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 takes 2.7 years sliding down the mountain with my butt aww, now I have to chop off my @$$ and arms, DARN YOU PURIFIER Now you get to pay for the replacement Go worship Cartman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 You mean the fat ass with a pretty mouth? He put his foot in his own mouth. How can anyone worship his band hero performance...they can't. Go chuck some ninja stars at Mr. Buzzcut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 but they are too fast! Go sit on a BBQ for 1 hour with the temp on high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I don't have a BBQ. Run your computer's parts through the dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 but my dishwasher is broken Do a 90 degree angle wallsit for 3 days with no food or water and on one leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I'm not entirely sure what you mean. Don't use your fingernails to claw your eyes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 But I want to know what it feels like! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!! Okay, now that I'm back from the hospital, Stab Alkonium in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Can't, too busy sitting against the wall and I've developed an incredible cramp in my calf. Stab Alkonium in the face yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I would, but I don't have eyes anymore, so I can't see him to stab him. Kick Alkonium. In the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 My legs don't bend that way. Steal someone else's eyes and graft them onto you with duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 i'm out of duct tape Get rammed in the jaw from a Basketball Player at full speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 (I'm gonna take a page out of Totenkopf's book and say.......) No thanks. And anyway, watching you "get rammed in the jaw from a Basketball Player at full speed" is a lot more fun...so I really don't have too. Get circumcised three times. *purifier begins to sing* Once - Twice - Threeee tiiiiiiiiiiiimes a laaaadyyyy............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I ain't Jewish....thank you very much (yeah, I know, it ain't only Jews that get "scalped" down there, btw). Don't have sex with Hilary Clinton and Janet Reno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I'm already on bad terms with Bill, so what harm could it do? Don't use a cardboard tube to perform reverse liposuction on yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Too late, that one guy on either unreal tournament 3, left for dead 2, or something like that, he already did. Go usurp the position of Vice City's crime boss from Tommy Vercetti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 No thanks, that job comes with an absurd commute from here. Make some toast, put it in your mouth, and use it to type up play this game for the rest of the night. Post with toast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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