The Excuse Game

[Totenkopf]

I tried, but the judge wasn't that gullible.

 

Find us a new planet.

[topshot]

I wish I could, but I suck at astronomy.

 

Give me a sword!

[Rev7]

Those are dangerous!

 

No more excuses!

[topshot]

BURP!!!!!!! Excuse me.......

 

 

Bow down to me!

[Ferc Kast]

I'm unable to move.

 

Make me cookies.

[hellhawk]

too late i um... fed the flower to my cat

 

now go scream on your next date

[topshot]

I don't even have a girlfriend.

 

Do my Science homework!

[Totenkopf]

You can't pay me enough money.

 

Get a second job.

[Serpentine Cougar]

When did I get a first job?

 

Go shoot the president.

[Hallucination]

But Cheney's already going hunting with him next weekend!

 

Don't use the imperative mood!

[Ztalker]

(seriously) What is Imperative mood anyways?

 

Kill the wabbit

[topshot]

I don't like killing.

 

 

Fight me!

[littleman794]

Um...hey look!!A distraction! *points somewhere and runs away*

 

Do the chicken dance!

[topshot]

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

 

 

Make littleman794 some stew.

[Totenkopf]

But he's a veghead!

 

Get on the next bus leaving town and don't come back here.

[Hallucination]

But there aren't any buses in western Canada since the war!

 

Crawl in the fire and fetch me the hot dog that I dropped in accidentally.

[Rev7]

Okay...wait...fire is....HOT!

 

Jump off a cliff.

[topshot]

You first.

 

 

Eat COW!

[Totenkopf]

I can't. Martin the Martian turns out to be a vegan and he fired his disintegrator ray at all the cows.

 

Stop playing this game.

[Marius Fett]

My behavior inhibitors prevent that...

 

Go buy a spider called Delia...

[Ferc Kast]

But, I'm afraid of spiders.

 

Go make me a milkshake.

[topshot]

I lack the knowledge to make one.

 

 

Tell me I'm pretty.

[Hallucination]

I don't like to lie.

 

Post pronz and see how long it takes you to get banned.

[Ferc Kast]

I'm straight.

 

Jump off a bridge.

[topshot]

You first.

 

 

Jump off of Mount Saint Helens.