Totenkopf Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I tried, but the judge wasn't that gullible. Find us a new planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 I wish I could, but I suck at astronomy. Give me a sword! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Those are dangerous! No more excuses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 BURP!!!!!!! Excuse me....... Bow down to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 I'm unable to move. Make me cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellhawk Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 too late i um... fed the flower to my cat now go scream on your next date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 I don't even have a girlfriend. Do my Science homework! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 You can't pay me enough money. Get a second job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 When did I get a first job? Go shoot the president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 But Cheney's already going hunting with him next weekend! Don't use the imperative mood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 (seriously) What is Imperative mood anyways? Kill the wabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 I don't like killing. Fight me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleman794 Posted May 12, 2008 Author Share Posted May 12, 2008 Um...hey look!!A distraction! *points somewhere and runs away* Do the chicken dance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! Make littleman794 some stew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 But he's a veghead! Get on the next bus leaving town and don't come back here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 But there aren't any buses in western Canada since the war! Crawl in the fire and fetch me the hot dog that I dropped in accidentally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Okay...wait...fire is....HOT! Jump off a cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 You first. Eat COW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I can't. Martin the Martian turns out to be a vegan and he fired his disintegrator ray at all the cows. Stop playing this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 My behavior inhibitors prevent that... Go buy a spider called Delia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 But, I'm afraid of spiders. Go make me a milkshake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I lack the knowledge to make one. Tell me I'm pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I don't like to lie. Post pronz and see how long it takes you to get banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I'm straight. Jump off a bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 You first. Jump off of Mount Saint Helens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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