Darth Avlectus Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Nah, I think I'll tape it to a tree I don't like very much instead. Go find sesame street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 I already have......it's here. Nah, I think I'll tape it to a tree I don't like very much instead. Al Gore, paging Al Gore..... Swallow a horse tranquilizer and tell everyone it's not a problem b/c you're the reincarnation of Keith Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 NO CAN DO! I'm too busy blowing up toilets right now...btw, do you have a match? Sit down on your toilet loaded with dynamite, lite the fuses, and shoot for the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Earnest P. Worrel already launched it and blew it up!!! Go become the next sexor of mothers on LF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 I'm working on it, I'm working on it!..............Aaah, I mean...That's just wrong GTA. Make a CAW of Obama for any one of your Smackdown vr Raw games, and lay the smackdown on him. (chokeslam, DDT, sweet chin music, whatever - your choice.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Nah......I think I'll wait till he's no longer the president (less security). Send Alice to the Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 * puts hands on hips* Do you know how much it costs to send Alice to the moon now! Not to mention the fuel cost these days. I mean really man, for godsakes! You know we have to put all our money into the new socialist Healthcare Bill and into going green. The "Anointed One" demands it! Turn all of your money over to the "Anointed One," for he will be Emperor someday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Nope. He's scheduled to go to the Moon w/Alice. Got Red revving up his foot in the back.......that ought to be green enough. Quit playing this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 No. GTFO Quit hogging all the action at the renn faire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Not my fault that my sword is the mightiest. Put that blunt out in al gore's eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I would, but you beat me to it. Ge tell Sweet Tooth it's time for his lobotomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Can't! I've already taken his place this time around. Suffer the "HAAAAAX" attack, from Dr. Hax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Vader Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 But I'm having lunch now. Go suicide by falling from the Eiffel Tower while wearing the clothes you always disliked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 That's a bit of an overkill, don'tcha you think? Anyway, don't have any clothes that I really dislike. So I'll have to drop that idea. Become borg.....resistance is futile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I don't need to do either, the Sigma virus will possess them because it is the most dreaded ever mutating virus to any living being, especially technological beings. Go make out with Alyx Vance and piss off Gordon Freeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 But if I did that he would never speak to me again. Go make out with Gordon Freeman and piss off Alyx Vance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I'd rather not go where only you have gone before. Divide by zero in a highly populated area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akaan Par'jila Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Sorry, but the nearest populated area is 3 days by car. and I hvae no vehicle. And no legs. Jump off a cliff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 But, but, but...my parachute is at the cleaners! And they won't be done with it until sometime next week. Become a small breasted, younger looking than 18, porno star and get personally banned from Austrailia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akaan Par'jila Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 O.o i don't think I NEED an excuse... just... NO... Jump off the cliff WITHOUT a parachute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Nah I already jumped and flew off with Mario's cape instead. You go do it. Don't drop 3 tons of anvils on the crowd of combine soldiers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Well, I don't have any 3 ton anvils anyway, but I do have tons of sheet metal ninja stars that I collected awhile back. Which fell fro.........*ssshhhthrawck!* SONOFABITCH! VISE-GRIPS PLEASE! SOMEBODY GET EM'! Dodge raining sheet metal ninja stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 No, I'm too busy collecting them w/a super industrial strength magnet. Just wait till I reverse the polarity..... Don't kill yourself while playing russian roulette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Right.....I may be crazy, but I'm not insane or at least certifiable yet. That's why I play chicken instead. Annoy the hell out of a black mamba in the middle of the desert, where the closes hospital is a thousand miles away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I would have, but you were WAY ahead of me and did it yourself! Get the hell out of Dodge and make way for New Jersey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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