Hallucination Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 No thanks, I'll just go the car wash and put my soul in neutral. Does the soul have a 4-speed manual or a 5-speed manual transmission? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 That does not compute. DANGER!!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!! Crawl under that stove without a multimeter and see if the 277VAC outlet is working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 NO WAY GTA! Somebody already warned me, that's how you got rid of your last assistant. HA! I'm on to you, you'll not get rid of me that easy! Here....hold this large bundle of unsheathed wires, while I go and flip a swi......I, I, mean check something out. :dev8: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 no thanks. i dont have any hands. hold those wires and turn on the switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Nah, I'd rather not have to waste a perfectly good insulated clamp and have to pay for a new safety breaker (BTW you didn't think a part time electrician was going to hold it barehanded did you? ). Use your head literally to turn on light switches for the next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 But, but.....there are no phyiscal light switches in my house, they're all those stupid clap-on/clap-off pieces of crap. Step on a crack and break your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 That's ok, I've already broken your back. Go create a video game that will make you filthy rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 but what if it sucks? I don't think i can take that kind of rejection Buy out Disney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Nah, I'd rather just plink the princesses for the dribbling easy wenches they are and call them milfs of other forumites. Go make cheap napalm out of acetone and styrofoam. *runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 No, I only settle for using the real thing. Rob your local NatGaurd armory and steal some napalm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Nah. Last time I did that they didn't have what it took to defend against the invaders. Go and tell Al Franken what a great comedian he is and that you love his jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 No thanks, I'd rather tell him what a freaking t-bagged douche he is. Steal all of Dr. Breen's monitors so that his HAAAAAAX! attacks are harmless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Can't tell the purifier to steal something it already has, I giveth and I taketh away. Fire all of your guns at once and shoot yourself in the foot. ( I hope you don't have a bazooka) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I can't do that till your licking my boots. 2 fer 1, dontcha know. Hey purifier.....stop being so pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I can't help it, I'm picking up bad habits from you and GTA. Stick your fingers in a live light socket, so I can take a picture...and have a "Kodak moment". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Sure, live as in having a cyborg "novelty" plugged into it. Let Chris Dodd know what a wonderful ingenious generous guy he is, and that only mean spirited people call him turkey or froggy parachute-neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 No can do!...With him, honesty is the best policy, so just tell him like it is. Don't play with matches, in front of "Smokey the Bear". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Too late, I baited him in with candy and garbage then tried to light him ablaze. Failing that I took out my sword and chased him down. Someone go tell Tommy Vercetti his troubles with the mob aren't over even if he did get rid of Sonny Forelli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I think it's better he doesn't know that. Pack your microwave full of eggs, then turn it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Only if you personally are reimbursing me for every penny of damage done to my property from the resulting explosion. Go put powdered caustic soda in the drinks for the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 What party? Don't try this at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 But it looks like fun, I want to do jeckass stunts at home. Hey, you're the new guy to checkpoint security, your turn to give that elephant a cavity search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Can't, it says in the regs....explicitly....that you have to strip search the rest of the members of the animal kingdom. sucks to be you. Tell Red to quit kicking you in the ass all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 I like it. Don't crush a coffee mug in your fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Too late. Now my hand is all cut up 'cuz I have shards of ceramic stuck in my palm. >_< Don't let my giant rat out of the cage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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