The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Alkonium]

Granted, but the bitching in it seeps into the other forums.

 

I wish I could regenerate.

[Bokken]

Granted, but you age every time because of the energy expended by your cells.

 

I wish I could win fights.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but they're all fights to the death with your loved ones.

 

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[Bokken]

Granted, but you age depending on when you go.

 

I wish Free Radical would announce their "Secret LA Project."

[Rev7]

Granted, but the secret is what they serve for lunch on Wednesdays.

 

I wish that I was a CAP

[Alkonium]

Granted. I hope you meant bottlecap.

 

I wish for a full G level driver's licence.

[Bokken]

Granted, but you have no vehicles.

 

I wish I were a site admin.

[Ferc Kast]

Granted, but you ban youself.

 

I wish that my secret wish will be fulfilled.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it's somehow ruined in some way that only you are aware of.

 

I wish I knew what Ferc's wish was.

[Hallucination]

Granted, and you rip out your eyes in horror.

 

I wish I knew why roses are red.

[Alkonium]

Granted. It's from sucking human blood.

 

I wish for better social skills.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but everyone'd still hate you because of your dark, unsocial-skilled past.

 

What's the big deal about WoW?

 

Edit: Sorry, Hallucination. I got my threads mixed up.

[Hallucination]

That's not much of a wish.

 

I wish it wouldn't rain here every Remembrance Day.

[Ferc Kast]

Granted, but there's an earthquake instead every Remembrance Day.

 

 

I wish for no more wars nor violence.

[Alkonium]

Granted. Everybody's dead.

 

I wish I had a Gravity Gun.

[Bokken]

Granted, but it always misfires towards you.

 

I wish the new improved Command & Conquer: Reborn would come out.

[Ferc Kast]

Granted, but there are many bugs in it.

 

I wish TSLRP was done.

[Alkonium]

Granted. I hope you didn't mean The Sith Lords Restoration Project.

 

I wish for a red and grey crowbar.

[Ferc Kast]

Granted, but it's only grey.

 

 

I wish that I'm not too late in doing something.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but that something is your own funeral.

 

I wish I could drive people insane.

[Bokken]

Granted, but you lose your driver's license.

 

I wish I could change my appearance at will. (This one's prime for a ruined wish)

[Alkonium]

Granted, but your new appearance is completely random, and there's a limit to how many times you can. Also your personality and such changes with your appearance.

As such you limit yourself to using it as a way to cheat death. (ie regeneration)

 

I wish to know who will play the Eleventh Doctor on Doctor Who.

[Ferc Kast]

Granted, but that actor will kill you afterwards.

 

I wish that I was Darth Revan.

[Bokken]

Granted, but you have to wear the funny outfit.

 

I wish that I had an inextinguishable match.

 

@Alkonium: That was priceless!

[Alkonium]

Granted, but now you want to extinguish it.

 

I wish I was The Doctor.