The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it gets destroyed with you in it.

 

I wish I had the Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you shoot yourself in the foot, and now your foot is a permanent resident of the floor.

 

I wish I had an army of Clones.

[Alkonium]

Granted. They should be ready in about twenty years.

 

I wish for a CEC YT-1930.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's illegal, and the Empire executes you on violation charges.

 

I wish I had a Super-Star Destroyer.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But it plows into the death star with you strapped to the bow of it.

 

I wish I had a piece of cooked bacon that's still good

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you get food-poisoning because there was a fly on it, and you die...

 

 

I wish my food were warm.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted...but your food is only luke-warm and you get food posioning and you die a horrible agonizing death

 

I wish I could listen to Every time we touch by cascada once a day

[Alkonium]

I wish Chev would remember to post a wish as well every time.

[Bokken]

Granted, but he forgets to grant one.

 

I wish that the obsession with ninjas and Naruto that has gripped the world would dispel in one fiery explosion!

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted! But now the world is obsessed with something even worse. Barney and his friends

[CommanderQ]

Granted, you have asked for nothing, so that is what you have, nothing.

 

I wish I were from a land down under.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but the land down under turns out to be Davy Jones' locker, and the Black Pearl just left.

 

I wish tomorrow wasn't going to be such a long day.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But the day after tomorrow will be extremly long

 

I wish I could listen to Nickelback day after day after day

[Alkonium]

Granted, but now you can only say quotes from their songs.

 

I wish I was pyrokinetic.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you catch on fire and you work at an oil derrick.

 

I wish I had Super Powers.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but Phoenix from Xmen doesn't like you and turns you into dust.

 

I wish I could think of a wish!

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's a bad one:D

 

I wish that I had a billion dollars.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but it's counterfeit and they throw you in jail for life.

 

I wish my math was done.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but now you have seven other subjects to complete.

 

I wish Math was easier.

[Bokken]

Granted, but that's because you're still doing first grade math.

 

I wish I could think of one time in the future I'm actually going to have to multiply 4x4 matrices.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you find out that it will never happen.

 

I wish I had an airplane.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but it crashes into the Pacific ocean and you get eaten by sharks.

 

I wish these quadratic equations only had one way to be solved.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but nobody knows the one way.

 

I wish that I had a super-tank.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but Indiana Jones stuffs a rock up the gun just as you fire it and you blow up.

 

I wish Christmas would get here sooner.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. but its at the time of your death and you somehow end up teleported there.

 

I wish I could fight anyone I want and always win