The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Alkonium]

Granted, your phone's been magnetised.

 

I wish I had an iPhone 3G.

 

Granted, but you were so bad to begin with that the neighbor's cat kills you for singing like him.

 

Actually, my singing's fairly good already.

[Endorenna]

Riiiiiiiiight...

 

 

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

 

I wish Alkonium's wishes were harder to destroy!

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but they're so hard, you can't find fun in it anymore.

 

I wish I could sing Opera:D AAAAAAAAHHHHH SSOOOLLLLLEE MMIIIOOO!!!!

[Alkonium]

Granted, now they're impossible.

 

I wish for a wish by me which impossible to get ruined gets granted.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it doesn't exist:D

 

I wish my plans were foolproof!

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But a non fool manages to runin your plan

 

I wish I was Deanna Troi

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you get abandoned in the mid 21st century.

 

I wish for better knowledge of paradoxes.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but when you understand the paradox of everything, nothing happens.

 

I wish I had a time-machine.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But it sends you forward in time to when Giant monkeys rule the earth

 

I wish I was Beverly Crusher

[Endorenna]

Granted, but you get shot because you're so annoying.

 

I wish I could ban 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But then the book takes control of your mind and you are banned with it

 

I wish I was Seven of Nine

[Endorenna]

No, not granted! I like Seven!

 

I wish Chev would stop wishing to be Star Trek characters!

[Alkonium]

Granted. He's dead.

 

I wish Chev won't take that the wrong way.

[Hallucination]

Granted, he's greatly offended (that was the right way, right?).

 

I wish I could sing as well as Maynard James Keenan.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but he doesn't like you singing like him and hires a hitman to take care of the problem.

 

I wish I had super-powers.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But they make you go "boomith"

 

I wish I was Captain janeway.

 

And i don't take that the wrong way Alkonium

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but since YOU are Captain Janeway, the crew gets a deadly virus and sing weird songs until you crashed the ship into the moon.

 

I wish I had a Caputchin Monkey.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But it blows you up

 

I wish I was a fusion of Captain Janeway and Seven of Nine

[Endorenna]

Granted, Sevway. Care to have a party with Tuvix? Or perhaps Tarry Karis?

 

I wish that this episode wasn't so stupid.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. The next one is even stupider then you can ever imagine

 

I wish I took Seven's place on voyager

[Endorenna]

Granted. The Borg come along and assimilate you since you took their old drone's place.

 

I wish I could get my hair untangled.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. You now have no hair. I wish I was Captain Janeway, Seven of Nine, And kes all at the same time

[Endorenna]

Granted. Now Tuvix, Tarry Karis, and Kevenway can all have a party.

 

I wish things would stop happening to the poor ole' holodoc.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. he is now deactivated permanetly

 

I wish I was in Seven of Nine's body

[Endorenna]

Granted, but the Borg assimilate you again.

 

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.