Alkonium Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, your phone's been magnetised. I wish I had an iPhone 3G. Granted, but you were so bad to begin with that the neighbor's cat kills you for singing like him. Actually, my singing's fairly good already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Riiiiiiiiight... Granted, but it explodes in your face. I wish Alkonium's wishes were harder to destroy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but they're so hard, you can't find fun in it anymore. I wish I could sing Opera:D AAAAAAAAHHHHH SSOOOLLLLLEE MMIIIOOO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, now they're impossible. I wish for a wish by me which impossible to get ruined gets granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but it doesn't exist:D I wish my plans were foolproof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted. But a non fool manages to runin your plan I wish I was Deanna Troi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Granted, but you get abandoned in the mid 21st century. I wish for better knowledge of paradoxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted, but when you understand the paradox of everything, nothing happens. I wish I had a time-machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted. But it sends you forward in time to when Giant monkeys rule the earth I wish I was Beverly Crusher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted, but you get shot because you're so annoying. I wish I could ban 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted. But then the book takes control of your mind and you are banned with it I wish I was Seven of Nine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 No, not granted! I like Seven! I wish Chev would stop wishing to be Star Trek characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted. He's dead. I wish Chev won't take that the wrong way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted, he's greatly offended (that was the right way, right?). I wish I could sing as well as Maynard James Keenan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted, but he doesn't like you singing like him and hires a hitman to take care of the problem. I wish I had super-powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted. But they make you go "boomith" I wish I was Captain janeway. And i don't take that the wrong way Alkonium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted, but since YOU are Captain Janeway, the crew gets a deadly virus and sing weird songs until you crashed the ship into the moon. I wish I had a Caputchin Monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted. But it blows you up I wish I was a fusion of Captain Janeway and Seven of Nine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted, Sevway. Care to have a party with Tuvix? Or perhaps Tarry Karis? I wish that this episode wasn't so stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted. The next one is even stupider then you can ever imagine I wish I took Seven's place on voyager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted. The Borg come along and assimilate you since you took their old drone's place. I wish I could get my hair untangled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted. You now have no hair. I wish I was Captain Janeway, Seven of Nine, And kes all at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted. Now Tuvix, Tarry Karis, and Kevenway can all have a party. I wish things would stop happening to the poor ole' holodoc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted. he is now deactivated permanetly I wish I was in Seven of Nine's body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Granted, but the Borg assimilate you again. I wish I wasn't so sleepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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