The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. you drink seven pounds of Mountain dew and you never ever sleep again.

 

I wish I knew what was going on in Endo's mind

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but she doesn't want you knowing, so she launches a nuke at you.

 

I wish I had a Nuke.

[Endorenna]

(hey, you replied before me! I'm keeping mine! )

Granted, but I'm writing on a very graphic action sequence and you go crazy from all the horrible images going through my mind about how my girl can kill these people.

 

(In reply to CQ's flick...)

Granted, but it blows up in your face and poisons the whole world.

 

I wish it didn't take six hours to watch Pride and Prejudice.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but my advance mind powers destroy your concious self and you never see my mind.

 

I wish I had a B-2 bomber.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. It takes nine hours to watch now.

 

I wish I could dance around in the background of Endo's avatar

[Endorenna]

NOT GRANTED!!!!! AT ANY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I wish I didn't have to think up more wishes.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. your brain no longer workds from lack of thinking up wishes.

 

I wish i could dance around in the background of CQ's sig

[CommanderQ]

NEVER!!!

 

I wish I had a super wish in my head.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but it's so good that no one can ruin it, and this thread dies miserably and horribly.

 

I wish I could find a good episode of Enterprise besides In a Mirror, Darkly parts 1 and 2.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but your computer gets magnetised just after you finish illegally downloading it.

 

I wish Chev wouldn't wish to dance in the background of my sig.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. He now dances nude outside your house

[Endorenna]

I wish Chev would remember to make a wish...

[M@RS]

Granted, but he wishes that you'd die (as long as you finish your fanfic first...)...

 

I wish I didn't have to take finals tomorrow... >_<

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. you have to take them right now.

 

I wsh I had my very own pet Dalek armed with a Dalek Ray Gun

(I'm practicly setting myself up for ruination right now)

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but somehow the dalek thinks and turns the gun on you.

 

I wish I had a private army of Mandalorians at my beck and call.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but they consider you dishonorable and kill you.

 

I wish I had more tea.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. you drown in the massive amount of tea that fills your house

 

I wish I could hug Seven of Nine

[Endorenna]

Granted, but she breaks your arm. Remeber:

 

"Remove your hand or I will remove your arm!"

 

I wish that--oh, I dunno, make something up.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, you've become a monkey.

 

I wish I could think of the ultimate wish!

[Endorenna]

Granted, but I ruin it anyway.

 

I wish that I could play through this game in a shorter amount of time.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's so short, you can't post a wish.

 

I wish that there were more tanks in the world.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but they blow up your hometown.

 

I wish my toast wasn't burned.

[Chevron 7 locke]

granted. your toast disintegrates

 

i wish I could dance in Endo's front yard from time to time

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but everything else is burned now.

 

I wish I had toast for breakfast.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but it's moldy.

 

I wish Chev and CQ could coordinate their efforts and answer each other's wishes instead of answering mine at the same time...