The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but nobody would pay attention to your wishes and they slowly disentegrate over a thousand years.

 

I wish I owned a Sarlacc.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But Boba Fett throws you into it.

 

I wish I could dance to I'm blue

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you turn green.

 

I wish I had the ULTIMATE DEATH STAR!!

[Endorenna]

Granted, but you get knocked off by a certain farm boy in an odd-looking ship...

 

I wish that my hair was clean.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. someone tears off your hair and cleans it

 

I wish I had clone armor

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but unfortunately, it falls out.

 

I wish that Endorenna would "coordinate" better and actually ruin the last person's wish instead of ruining the person before the last person:D

[Endorenna]

Granted, I edit my posts accordingly.

 

I wish people would stop picking on my favorite character!

[Chevron 7 locke]

granted. they now pick on your second favorite character

 

I wish I was the octopus from the Spirit

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you get stuck in a small corner and can never escape.

 

I wish I had a super weapon.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but it kills you.

 

I wish my laptop's keyboard wasn't messed up.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, instead the screen is.

 

I wish I had a super computer.

[Chevron 7 locke]

granted. but it becomes self aware and kills you

 

I wish I had boba fett's armor

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but Boba wants it back.

 

I wish I had a Ferrari.

[Chevron 7 locke]

granted. But it goes "boomith"

 

I wish I knew what wish you were going to make

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but then there'd be no fun left in the world.

 

I wish I were "SUPERMAN!"

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it doesn't fit.

 

I wish I had Jedi Robes.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but they were meant for another sized tiny alien, and it suffocates you.

 

I wish I had Sith Robes.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but they're for Darth Vader, and your limbs present a bit of a problem.

 

I wish I had a Blue Lightsaber.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it cries when you fight {hee, really really bad joke, eh?}

 

I wish I had a Red-double-bladed lightsaber that was specially fitted for me.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you swing at your opponent's jugular, and cut yourself in half.

 

I wish the lightsabers in TOR weren't the size of Pringles cans.

[Chevron 7 locke]

granted. they are now the size of skyscrapers.

 

I wish I could travel to the old republic universe

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you're not even remotely noteworthy.

 

I wish people questioned things more.

[Bokken]

Granted, but they question why you wished people questioned things more and decide it wasn't a good wish.

 

I wish I could make a successful Age of Empires II Expansion trainer.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but then the world announces training is not needed.

 

I wish I ruled my own private country.

[Bokken]

Granted, it's the size of Lichtenstein and you piss off Russia.

 

I wish for a creme soda.