CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you're so awake, your body will not allow you to sleep, putting you through an endless torture of trying to sleep. I wish for an automatic dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you lose your hands after it closes automatically. Plus your dishes are covered in blood. I wish Dan Shive would do more story comics, and not as much filler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, all the comics are on filler. I wish my comics were SUPER AWESOME! {Not that they're not:D} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but other artists get jealous and have you killed. I wish I could scam people through use of religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you get assassinated. I wish I was Big Brother out of 1984. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but Winston's suspicions were right and Big Brother never existed. I wish I all words in the English language started with a 'w'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but the government decides to "Worminate" you, thanks to your new vocabulary. I wish I had an English/German dictionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but you speak/read neither German nor English. I wish I were an English/German dictionary in a classroom (that is filled exclusively with students who respect their learning materials very much) waiting to be used to further someone's education. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Granted, but a bully enters the class and throws you at a student, you bounce off the student's head....and land in the fireplace...to the class's horror. I wish I were in a historical reenactment group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Granted, but they have you re-enacting a tree. In a re-enactment of a naval battle. I wish Google Chrome would support add-ons soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Granted, but Microsoft officially recognises Chrome as a virus. I wish you could scroll on Google Chrome by holding down the scroll wheel on the mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but when you scroll it, your mouse breaks in two. I wish I had an Alienware computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but it's one of the ones made in the '90s. I wish I were a youtube superstar for doing the dumbest harmless thing ever done in the history of mankind on film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but because Youtube is worldwide, you accidently offended a terrorist organization with your dumb harmless video, and they plan to strike back. I wish I had a really good video camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but you're broke from buying it. I wish I knew what to expect for the Eleventh Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but you dislike what you now expect so much that you start hating the show. I wish I had a Soul Reaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but the first soul it takes and destroys....is yours. I wish I had Samurai armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but you realise it's more for show than actual protection. I wish I had seductive power over both sexes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but then nobody likes you because you have a strange aura of weirdness due to the power. I wish I had a katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but you get told off for swinging it the wrong way. I wish I had better sideburns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, now your sides have caught on fire. I wish that I had a claimor mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, if you mean a mine loaded with Claymores, which is really easy to avoid. I wish for a wireless adapter so I can get Xbox Live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but you get a wire-adapter and trip on it, crushing your Xbox. I wish I had an Xbox 360 Elite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but you open the box the wrong way and crush your foot. And break the 360. I wish I had another controller for my 360. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Granted, but you get a defective one and it electrocutes you. I wish I had Call of Duty 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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