Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but you have nothing nuclear to put in it. I wish for a superhero with realistic origins.
CommanderQ Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but Batman doesn't like someone taking over his place and..."knocks this other hero off the line." I wish I had Batman's awesome car.
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but Batman beats the crap out of you for taking it. I wish for a chainsaw that doubles as a flamethrower.
CommanderQ Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but the saw touches the gasoline tank that fuels the flamethrower and you explode. I wish I had a motor that fired like a machine gun.
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but it doesn't work as a motor. I wish BioWare would make mobile sized TOR Wallpapers
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted. But you don't know where to dowload them I wish I had a cuddly Dalek to hug that had it's Dalek gun removed
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but it can still sucker you to death. I wish to know what DVDs the Doctor's message is on.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted But you can't find any of the DVDs I wish I could Travel to Donna's world and keep their earth safe
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but you're still there when it ceases to exist. I wish to go to Pete's World and lounge around in a Zeppelin.
Bokken Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but you become obese while lounging. I wish I could win any argument using Monty Python quotes.
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 Granted, but then someone says Ni to you several times. I wish to lead the Knights Who Say Ni!
Astrotoy7 Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 Granted. But after becoming bored with your tactics, they revert to drug use, and are henceoforth called 'The Knights Who Stay High' ; Notwithstanding, they are crap in battle, and you are all promptly decimated by a horde of rabid chimpanzees I wish posts in here counted towards my home loan repayments mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 Granted, but the cheques all bounce. I wish I could get that exam done with well.
CommanderQ Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, you do complete the exam with someone named "Well," and you both fail. I wish I had a dancing chimpanzee who was very smart and had an army of dangerous orangutangs so I could conquer the world.
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, but they're more inclined to listen to the chimp than you. I wish for the word "meatbag" to be considered a compliment.
CommanderQ Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, but vegetarian is quickly considered a racial slurr afterward....and you are blamed for it. I wish I had a nunchuckspear gun.
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, but I then shoot you with my chainsawspeargunchuks for your idea being too similar to mine. I wish for an army of Cybermen.
CommanderQ Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, but you drop a magnet and they all disappear. I wish I had an army of angry nerds.
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, but you're the one they're angry at. I wish to have greater power of suggestion.
CommanderQ Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, but your suggestions are limited, the few you have are great, but in your current situation, they are not....therefore..... I wish I had a powerful sense of persuasion.
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, but it's really easy to beat the crap out of you. I wish I could be better described as Chaotic Good.
CommanderQ Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, you are. But more chaotic than good, so your neighbors decide to take action...and...Save the Imperium!...quickly ending your status as chaotic good. I wish I had a totally awesome Kalashinikov 47 submachine gun with armor-piercing rounds and a bayonet attached to a grenade launcher that launches nun-chucks.
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, but someone else kills you with an even more awesome gun. I wish for a gun even more awesome than that.
CommanderQ Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, but I get one that's awesomenerr. I wish I had a gun that was the most awesome of all!
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Granted, but it jams easily. I wish Earth were an Ecumenopolis.
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