Litofsky Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately, you attempted to create a virus, and your computer exploded, destroying you as well. I wish that I was immune to the Ruining of Wishes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Granted; however, but the government will force you to. Sorry! I wish for a great summer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Granted, but when September rolls around you don't feel like working and your GPA gets shot to Hell's basement. I wish I was a Deep One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Granted, but deep has now been redefined as shallow. I wish spring skipped summer and went straight to fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Granted. However, it is now winter where you live and fall for the rest of us where we are. I wish I had a good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Granted; but hating tomatoes will get you fired!! I wish kids in my neighborhood would stop thinking they are better then me at street surfing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Granted, but now they start thinking they are better then you at everything else. I wish I had a more creative title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 You create one, but the staff thinks it's too pornographic and ban you for life. I wish we needed to sleep fewer hours a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Granted, but passing out drunk does not count as sleep. I wish I had some pie right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Granted, I make a mean Apple Pie. I wish I was 16. Here's your pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Granted, but you get a crappy car to drive. I wish I had Team Fortress 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 You get it, but only to find out the install disks are empty. I wish red were green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Granted, you're now colorblind I wish I was rich... doesn't anyone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 ^Granted, you now owe the bank 1 million dollars. I wish I was Adam West. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Who's that, granted if it makes you happy I wish I lived in California (San Diego) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 ^Adam West was Batman (1960s TV version) You will......after it becomes part of Mexico. I wish I had the Midas touch, but that the only thing I couldn't turn into gold was human flesh (ie then I can't accidentally kill myself). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 Granted! But the stock market collapses under the overflood of gold and it becomes worthless and you are stuck with unfortunate smelting accidents around you. I wish the computer-fix guy would take up his phone! This d*mned machine is still pumpin blue screens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Granted, but your machine blows up and you can't use it anyways... I wish, I didn't have to get glasses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 Granted, you can either take lensen, laser your eyes or walk into every object you (can't) see. Pick one! I wish I could use Force Lightning to fry some idiots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Granted, but you on accident shock you and your girlfriend while in a public pool... I wish, I could play the drums like Neal Pert... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Granted, but now you become nonexistent, since I have no idea who Neal Pert is. I wish I could play guitar like Buckethead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Granted, but now you become nonexistent, since I have no idea who Buckethead is. (Deja Vu ) I wish The Force was real this is Neil Peart (I misspelled his name ) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/NeilPeart.JPG Here's his life story too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Peart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Granted, the Force forces you off your computer. I wish I could think of a wish. Granted, but now you become nonexistent, since I have no idea who Buckethead is. (Deja Vu ) Shoulda seen that coming. THIS Is Buckethead, the best guitarist you've never heard of. this is Neil Peart (I misspelled his name ) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/NeilPeart.JPG Here's his life story too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Peart I also shoulda known who Neil Peart is, I'm a big Rush fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Granted, you think of wish, but your wish is for you to go bankrupt and you end up on the streets as a beggar I wish, Emperor Palpatine died in a saber fight with Vader... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 Granted, but he inhabits a clone body afterwards to fry Vader's behind... I wish the girl I loved would realise it without me having to tell her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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