Totenkopf Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Granted, but you are part of the humiliating footage and everyone dicovers your secret life as a thai lady boy. I wish DA was actually Tourettes guy IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Granted, unfortunately now I never had the thai lady boy secret because a rift in the spacetime continuum happens and it now inflicts all your male offspring, worse off you're the coroner stuck with the mess. I wish Totenkopf was cast as the awesome dude with the beard in thew movie Out-Cold and the actor on the receiving end of his snowboard boot was that seattle schmuck who crashed his car into my fence. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) BTW who's paying for that fence?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but noone notices because it's been years since anyone's seen that movie. I wish for Michael Benyaer and Paul Dobson to do voiceover work on season 3 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Granted. Unfortunately natural disasters shake up the world and there is only one hard drive containing all the material of that...the hard drive is plunged into oblivion and destroyed. Worse: you have to buy a replacement hard drive for the producer and the actors won't stand to have a redo. I wish Body Rage's sunglasses had a more reliable nose cushion design (securing bolt falls out). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 They do, but the solution involves grafting them to your face. Careful what you wish for. I wish the Jaws of Doom would consume itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Granted, unfortunately it's only a cartoon. I wish Assy McGee would annihilate General Electric, cuz I want to see a huge mess on top of all the epic blood, gore and mayhem, and get to laugh when Jeffery Immelt, their tax evading CEO bitchboy, gets mowed down by essentially a naked ass. And if he even thinks about teabaggings in my direction, I got a cactus that says otherwise. OR I just wish for Pete Stark to get a foot in his ass, so deep it has to be broken off for the ass kicker to be free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Granted. It's your foot. I wish Quaggans were a playable race in Guild Wars 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted, unfortunately now it's the only playable race in the game. I wish Harry Reid were successful at subverting the constitution so he could rig every election from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Granted, but then someone beats him at his own game. I wish Rainmaker would be more open about their new version of ReBoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Granted, unfortunately it ends up completely sucking and is consequently being abandoned. I wish that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Darth Avlectus Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 No wish? Granted: I wish Final Fantasy games made more sense to a non player like myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Granted, but now the fans complain about them being dumbed down. I wish Marvel Studios could get the rights to X-Men,Fantastic Four, Deadpool, and Spider-Man back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Granted, but now that Disney owns Marvel, they screw it up and drain them of any cool factor it had remaining as the once nazi sympathized conglomerate company continues to gobble up other companies. Granted, but now the fans complain about them being dumbed down. What? Because they weren't incoherent enough? Besides, I'm pretty sure FFX, FFX-2, and FF13 have pretty much dumbed it down already... I wish Capcom would pull its head out of its ass and produce something people actually like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Granted, but they go so far over budget that they can't make back the cost, despite colossal sales. I wish I knew how to make beer in a bread machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately it is now useless for its originally intended purpose, and what's more is the beer doesn't really taste too good. (Maybe an oak barrel would do better?) I wish GTA fans would shut up about a Vice City installment in the HD universe (GTA3 era is the 3D universe, GTA4 era is the HD univrerse, separate canon)...despite several things that would already be wrong with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Granted, instead they've started demanding GTA1 and GTA2 instalments in the HD universe. I wish I could really pull a universe where heartbreak and sadness have been replaced by Old Spide out of a stick of Old Spice Deodorant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately everything in it makes you itch. Granted, instead they've started demanding GTA1 and GTA2 instalments in the HD universe. Wouldn't put it out of the realm all things considered. I wish some warehouse with a bunch of lasers was up for bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Granted, but you're almost immediately outbid. I wish human blood was a globally accepted form of currency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted: we are immediately taken back to a more barbaric age and civilized living is now a faint memory. You are now in danger of being murdered heinously. I wish I had a pet Metal Slime from Dragon Warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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