Nedak Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Any girl who would fall for a lame line like that is probably not grade-A girlfriend material. I consider that barely passable girlfriend material. I had a stalker once who would have probably loved that pick-up line...and a lock of my hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kalverys Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 ^ Oy... that's creepy... And by the way I just just joking... and sorry about spelling your name wrong... I don't pay attention half the time to the way names are spelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 ^ Oy... that's creepy... You don't know the half of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corinthian Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 The day I actually read these books, Reuben, is the day I forfeit my masculinity completely and live my life as a Eunuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Oh god, flowery romance girly novels... Anybody that says girls aren't as perverted as guys needs to pick these up and read them. Its fun to see how many times you can randomly open them and find a sex scene. This one sounds rather tame, but its all leads to the same destination. *Shudders* How is it really a Vampire novel when the supposed Vampires' only vampiric trait is that they have to drink some kind of blood? Bram Stoker's probably spinning in his grave. Guys been spinning a lot lately, sadly. Yes, like being scintillating and shiny marble Adonises who can make hearts stop simply by smelling good. Sounds amazing. Also sounds about as deep as a kiddy pool, and just as painful to jump into. Are these really vampires? Or are they just beautiful men existing to suit a girl's bite fetish. This is a Vampire: http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5198/hellsing1ym6.jpg http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4805/hellsing2jm1.jpg http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9926/hellsing3qo5.jpg http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/1514/hellsing5nx1.jpg http://www.kotaku.com.au/2007/10/03/bloodlines.jpg This is not a Vampire: http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/6522/beachattitudebysetokakach7.png So because hes a guy, he can only read non-romance novels... car repair books, sports illustrated? lol I'm going to have to agree with Niner on this. I'm not judging you, Rueben Shan, as I could care less what you read... But, Books like this are meant to get a girl all worked up and flustered, and less for casual reading. I don't think Meyer wrote lines like "He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare" or "Because, through the heavy water, I heard the sound of an angel calling my name, calling me to the only heaven I wanted" to make people laugh. ^^ I presume that you refer to Edward being like marble, and exceedingly shiny. Kinda reminds me of Anne Rice's descriptions, but more over the top and with less variety. *Rolls up into a dark corner and rocks back and forth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I'd say that after reading Niner's comments the probability of my reading this book is about the same as the probability that I'd ever be willing to sit through even five minutes of Moulin Rouge. This is a Vampire: http://www.kotaku.com.au/2007/10/03/bloodlines.jpg Ah, yes: Jeanette. She gets all of the attention but I swear that Therese is hotter. Form-fitting business suit, tied-back hair and glasses FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiestainabox Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Eh, I HATE how everyone makes vampires seem like sex hungry freaks, I've never played the bloodlines games and I never will, the fact that there's a vampire strip club in it Out-Geeks and Out-Lames anything....hell, I can't even describe anything more lame than sex hungry vampire. Why can't vampires be manly, and scary? Like Nightmare or Arthas? There all OMG SEX STRIP CLUB TEENAGE BOYFRIEND OMG I VAMPIRE NO! Vampire's are supposed to be scary, like zombies. Nothing more scary than a good zombie... Anyway, I'm sorry man, but you definitely lost some man points on this one, the parody Rogue Nine linked owned that book senseless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Brought back because i couldn't let thisgo to waste. I swear to god, that poor girl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 She's going to eat me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Nothing more scary than a good zombie... No, you have been completely proven wrong by Zelda 41's post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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