Boba Rhett Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Press Release: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE August 12, 2008 BIGFOOT BODY FOUND DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a PRESS CONFERENCE to be held on Date: Friday, August 15, 2008 Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306 Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California Tom Biscardi, CEO BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA Link to more info. Photographs are also to be released on Friday but there was an accidental upload to an open directory this evening and one of them has leaked: Click for Image Picture looks overly pixelated. What are the odds it's a dead bear with a gorilla mask on? I guess we'll see on Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnseyy Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Does everything happen the day I go on holiday? That's kind of strange... but I'm betting it's just something to do with evolution, or an overgrown ape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Picture looks overly pixelated. What are the odds it's a dead bear with a gorilla mask on? I guess we'll see on Friday. I think it's a publicity stunt for those Messing With Sasquatch ads. But you never know... they found the Giant Squid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Damn, I knew I left my jacket in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'll go out on a limb and say Bigfoot was not found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'll go out on a limb and say Bigfoot was not found. It does look a LOT like 'Squatch from the Jack Link's jerky ads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'll go out on a limb and say Bigfoot was not found. QFT As far as I know, considering I watch to many TV shows on it, that the "Bigfoot" would be located in the West. Northern California, Oregon, and Washington. Not Georgia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnseyy Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'll go out on a limb and say Bigfoot was not found. Indeed. It's a big monkey! It's not like they found a wizard. If they do, I'll be interested in that. ...Maybe it's a wookiee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Picture looks overly pixelated. What are the odds it's a dead bear with a gorilla mask on? I guess we'll see on Friday.I'm guessing it is some dead hillbilly that used Rogaine as a body lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Where do you people keep finding this stuff? ChIANZ finds an article about an Olympics scandal, Shem finds out about a guy who paid $45,000 for an oil change, and how a flight was delayed because a Flight attendant got drunk. Where do you guys find this stuff? Anyways, it's all just internet rumor. Here's a pic to show how skeptical I am: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'm guessing it is some dead hillbilly that used Rogaine as a body lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'm guessing it is some dead hillbilly that used Rogaine as a body lotion. Then drank the bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Kered Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 The link to the leaked photo does not seem to work for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Here ya go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'm having a feeling it's a..... hairy thing with it's upper lip cut off. Word's cannot explain. Either that or I'm tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 While I'm at it, Check this out this reconstructed video of the famous Patterson photos. Link For Size 4Mb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Kered Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Thanks Rhett! I'll keep my opinion to myself until Friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 While I'm at it, Check this out this reconstructed video of the famous Patterson photos. Link For Size 4Mb. If that isn't a 6'4" man in a gorilla suit, then my name is mud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Kered Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 It is a man in a gorilla suit, they confessed the whole thing was faked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 YAY! I'm not mud! Woot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 It is a man in a gorilla suit, they confessed the whole thing was faked. I think I've heard that before and then they re-confessed to say that they were lying. Could be wrong though. Anyways, is there anyway you can post working links? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Link is amazingly slow right now but still works for me. As for the picture, see above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 While I'm at it, Check this out this reconstructed video of the famous Patterson photos. Link For Size 4Mb. Wow. Thanks for the link Rhett. Link is amazingly slow right now but still works for me. As for the picture, see above. Same here. It is a little bit slow, but still works. You know that that video was captured in the 50s or 60s, if I am not mistaken, so how would it not be real? I personally don't quite know what exactly to think about it yet, but that video is old. Older than I am. That isn't saying much though. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I can't help but wonder if this is part of the viral marketing campaign for the Splinterheads movie. Such as this: http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/08/09/montauk-monster-was-viral-marketing-for-splinterheads-movie/ or the Cartoon Network show coming soon: http://gawker.com/5030762/montauk-dead-monster-maybe-tied-to-cartoon-network-show Still, it'll be interesting to see what becomes of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Doesn't look the ideal image of Bigfoot, but then again it's not the best quality picture. It's either fake, my ex-girlfriend, or Bigfoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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