Darth Avlectus Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 It better not be anything like the one on CastleVania 3. What if they now made Tobacco Sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Well then it would be Smooookin' hot! What if someone on LF slam their nuts in a car door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Oww. Actually I sorta did that but in opposite order, I slammed the car door into my junk because I opened it too fast and wasn't wearing a jockstrap. Not half as bad as one skateboarder guy I saw that ali jumped, landed the board on the handrail, ground his board, board caught, he slipped and fell onto a railing--on his crotch, slid down it forward, bumped off where the handrail curve ended flat, and then landed face first in the concrete. I'm not squeamish and that hurt me just to watch...and it hurt me again to recall just now... What if that crazy old man that makes rockets out of aluminum trash cans was back on TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Then we'd know something about GTA's television habits. What if rabbits were as deadly as the one in MP & the Holy Grail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I would train them for ultimate combat and then send them out to destroy GTA's "Ninja Monkey Army" oh yeah! Because you see, they have these nasty long looking teeth like this *holds two fingers pointing downward from mouth* - thath wial wripth ya headth offth *ahem* excuse me - and can leap tall knights in a single bound. What if you got caught by the Jabberwocky, and it decided to make you it's loooove slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 It just so happens I carry a disease painfully and instantly debilitating for their kind. The rest of your sick fantasy is denied. What if Hacksaw Jim Duggan needed a tag team partner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Then its about time he and Christain got more Gold What if Randy Orton RKO'd your Entire Family? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 He'd meet my variant of Emerald Fusion on the steel grill entrance ramp. What if Rien from Genesis Wars 3 had an evil twin counterpart IRL at a cosplay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akaan Par'jila Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Nothing, because I have no idea what you are talking about? What if we were burnt by ice and frozen by fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Nothing would change. I still avoid both. What if we were blue skinned humanoids who lived in primitive jungle societies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akaan Par'jila Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 THE SMURFS!!! Or did you mean the Na'vi? Same thing, anyway... ones just alot taller... What if all the mods/admins got banned from LF? CHAOS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Then We could post what we want when we want What if You were a Admin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 You'd be my first victim. What if everyone had Admin rights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Then No one would be Special What if it instead of Christmas we had Springmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 No matter what Santa wore it'd be wrong...well except maybe biker's clothes. Actually, I know a few bikers and ex bikers that could play Santa. What if the only way to get lucky with her: was to eat pellets of caustic soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Well that would suck because I probably wouldn't be feeling up to getting lucky afterwards, if I was still alive. What if a tornado, despite your geographical location, ripped-up your town, community, suburb, wherever you lived, killing everyone except you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 I'd write a bestselling novel about it and make millions. What if this started flirting with you: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 I'd walk up indifferently and cook some of my family's NFL superbowl recipie nachos in it. And maybe give it a slap on the ass as a thank you. Because I'm a jerk. What if you had to spend a weekend on a plane next to this guy with NO deodorant on board, , and he wreaked of arm pit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 There's no way he'd keep his arms up the whole time. What if he also had bad breath, smelly feet, and hadn't bathed in weeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 I'd prop the refreshments cart up on the door when he finally went to the restroom. Assuming TSA wouldn't detain him first. (BTW I'm pretty sure he wouldn't need to keep his arms up that whole time.) What if Francis heard a witch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I wouldn't know. WWYDI Adam West was your best friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 HOOOOOLY DING BATS, BATMAN! - TO THE BATDUNG CAVE, BATMAN! - HOOOOOLY SPANDEX ARE RIDING UP MY ASS, BATMAN!..............yeah I'd probably say stuff like that just to annoy the crap out of him. What if Holty1-5 was to immediatly post after my post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Then you would be Correct (How did you Know?) What if Batman and Robin became Hotdog man and Candy Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Then Joker would never ask Why so serious? What would you do if you won the battle, but lost the war? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I Would wonder how? As if i just one a Battle they would have lost more Men than me. Then Again Being Irish we were proberly Drunk at the Time xD What if Ireland was United Under One Banner (My Banner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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