Totenkopf Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 He'd have a successful post-WH career in hip-hop. @purifier-- What if instead of a pony he promised everyone a baby dragon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I would hope in that case for an Orligon hatchling. What if I was the new sith emperor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Well then...I guess I'd become a Chinese Jet pilot. What if your favorite car was stolen, yet some years later you see the exact make and year model, but with a different and better color, that you happen to steal on impulse. But by irony, that vehicle turns out to be your orignal vehicle that was stolen from you and they just painted over the orignal color, would you be morally correct of stealing it in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 If it was still in the possession of the arsehole who stole it from you originally, then no because you're taking back what was yours to begin with. If it changed hands since then...you might be better off getting the V.I.N., comparing it to your own and going through proper channels to get it back; this may have failed before but it wouldn't fail now if you had evidence to prove it. What if you made your TOR females ugly on purpose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 You'd be a contrarian geek. What if your money were worthless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I suppose I'd be a little more prepared for the hard times ahead that would ensue than my neighbors who laugh at "being prepared". You know, people who mock some of us that still have oil lamps, and would bother keeping some of the "old ways" for survival that didn't involve internet and GPS. You know, the type of people who don't pay attention to SB510 and what implications that has if you want to grow some of your own food--unlike yourself. Yeah, I'm a *little* more prepared than those folks if our currency were to suddenly become worthless. What if Armageddon doesn't happen but maybe trends are such that prices go up because supply decreases and demand increases? (I.E. food shortage, oil prices skyrocket, and predictably everything depending on it gets prohibitively expensive for the next two decades at least) Side question: Am I a lunatic for wanting a contingency plan of my own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 It's already happening anyway, but at a somewhat more relaxed pace. But, no, backup plans are eminently reasonable. What if you're the last living person on earth....how long do you think you'll continue to live? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 There's no telling. Of course I'd do a ton of creative things in the meantime. Before I went insane or more likely blank in the mind and became an invalid. (and maybe attempt to repopulate the planet first with carbons which essentially are clones from DNA of dead humans albeit modified--failing that, I'd attempt to create some freakish new creatures...all else fails I'd slaughter all animals in all my primitive glory) What if everything could be solved with a dead raccoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Depends. They'd either be extinct by now or there'd be a really long line for the dead racoon that had all the answers to life's problems. What if PETA changed its name to Please Eat The Animals and started militantly protesting against veganism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Clarke Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Then a bunch of hippies would protest against the protests. What if a rogue group of assassin droids tried to take over the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Unless they used WMD, they'd be defeated. What if there really were easy answers for everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Then Celebrity Deathmatch would be back, and Tommy Jordan might have to resort to using his .45 against the TerminatriX to survive a precious minute longer. I am not convinced he holds a candle to Chuck Norris, or for that matter, John Connor. Probably would be a proud soldier in the fight though. Could Cyborg Zangief successfully prevent nuclear holocaust by headbutting the nuke into submission? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Then Celebrity Deathmatch would be back, and Tommy Jordan might have to resort to using his .45 against the TerminatriX to survive a precious minute longer. I am not convinced he holds a candle to Chuck Norris, or for that matter, John Connor. Probably would be a proud soldier in the fight though. What if Darth Malgus somehow survived? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Clarke Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Who's Darth Malgus? What if I didn't post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 My question still would be up there to answer. (As if you didn't know, TOR troll. ) What if Fry's Electronics had a blowout sale next month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Then Bender and Lela would score themselves some cheap upgrades. What if Maxine Waters had a well deserved stroke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Then good riddance. (Then again, knowing my luck, she'd end up a vegetable in a hospital bed for 30 years and the bill would be passed off to the taxpayers.) What if Turkey-Neck Dodd "leaned forward" so far he fell on his face and was in a very prone position in front of all the people he ripped off, while Red Foreman's ass kicking class just went in session? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Probably something like this: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) What if the Reapers of Mass Effect were real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 We've still got a good 174 years left. What if Minecraft used Havok physics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 That might be interesting as the engine is multi-platform and confirmed to work for a number of popular systems both PC OS' and consoles, might widen its reach. What if you won the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 I'd tell all the countries trying to censor it to kill themselves. Violent revolution incongruent with your political leanings has gripped your nation! What do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Kill......or be killed. What if you had a genie that thwarted your every wish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 21, 2012 Author Share Posted February 21, 2012 I'd wish to keep him forever, and he'd be obligated to otherwise. What if you had a car, that ran on the world's first disobedient AI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 I'd tell it to drive me to the sun, it'll drive me into interstellar space and you'll all be mad jelly. What if mad jelly was a real fruit preserve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 It'd probably be available in numerous flavors at your local store. What if Hal were stripped of his barony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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