Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I would do the same... What if? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Why not? What if not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Then huh! What if Al Gore and Totenkopf were left in a room together. And Totenkopf was holding a baseball bat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Anthropogenic "global" warming would occur on the orb that is gore's head. What if TMM we're forced to marry Janet Reno? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 He'd commit suicide. What if Totenkopf were forced to marry Janet Reno? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I'd be the minister and you'd still be the groom. *funeral dirge commences* What if the world broke out of it's orbit and went looking for another star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Why would it? I'm already right here! What if Totenkopf was kicked out of the Earth's atmosphere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 He'd blow the Earth up w/his Orbiting Death Star. What if all the animals on your farm died and left you penniless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I'd have a huge meal (guess what's in it:dev6:) What if I shipped all my animal's manure to your bedroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I'd have GTA's former pet monkey fling animal crap at you till it was all gone. He's really good at that. What if the sun exploded 6 minutes ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Then I wouldn't have posted this. What if all the manure was on top of GTA's former pet monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Not a problem. He's persistent and relentless, though somewhat fickle. Just ask GTA. What if you ate all that manure first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Not a problem. Its really chocolate with gummy worms. What if I put Totenkopf on the back of my meanest horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Your horse would be instantly tamed/broken. What if your meanest horse kicked you in your unmentionables? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I'm wearing a cup. What if a horse kicked Al Gore in the unmentionables? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Not sure it would make any difference, he's not really human anyway. What if NK really fired a missle at Tokyo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 It would fall in the ocean. What if KJI dropped dead right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Some other putz would take his place (but there'd be rejoicing elsewhere). What if Penn & Teller did an episode of BULL****! based on your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 The show would be canceled due to low ratings. What if you had your own TV show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I'd call it making fun of Mandalorians who have no choice but to put up with it b/c they work for you...and there's a wookiee nearby who loves every minute of it. What if Ned the sicko was now stalking Liberty City? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 We'd have no choice but to nuke him, along with the city...*hides hidden agenda* What if your computer suddenly gained control of your house and was trying to kill you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I'd go to your house. What if your computer were an attractive woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Do we *really* need an answer for that? I'd certainly give her a hug to start. What if your only choice was either suffer with lice forever or risk getting killed by a bug zapper to make it go away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 I'd go for the bug zapper. That's more proactive. What if people switched from doing illegal drugs to dangerous chemicals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 That would be good. People would still die, but now they would at least glow an attractive shade of green:xp:. What if, you switched the taste and textures of mud, and Jello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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