Let us sing a merry song-like song

[Darth InSidious]

One lyric at a time:

 

There is a house in Turner's Green,

[Sabretooth]

Where lives the ghost of Dr. Breen

[Litofsky]

Who remains convinced that the world is very mean

[Smon]

So he summoned up zombie ghoasts

[Litofsky]

And shouted out the boast

[zelda 41]

Because he was the host.

[Sabretooth]

And along came a dastardly maiden fair

[Darth InSidious]

Who sat down with a silly bear

[Sabretooth]

And shared with him a deep-fried chocolate eclair.

[Litofsky]

Until upon came a mare

[zelda 41]

The Mare asked to the bear

[Darth InSidious]

"Say, that ain't no square?!"

[Litofsky]

Was the reply: "No, 'tis a fare!"

[Sabretooth]

And then the Ghost of Breen undertook

[zelda 41]

A book so epic that the ground shook.

[Samnmax221]

So I kicked her in her nook.

[Sabretooth]

Feeling this blow, the maiden bequeathed

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

**** yall bitches imma cut you and make yo veins leak

[Litofsky]

And in came a raven with a diamond beak

[zelda 41]

Who, because of such a scene, could not speak

[Litofsky]

Fluttering its wings in a manner of despair

[Samnmax221]

trying to clean manjam out of its hair.

[Litofsky]

Upon which it picked out a freshly grown pear

[Samnmax221]

and shoved it up its butt for dare.

[Litofsky]

"My oh my!" said a monstrous beast