True_Avery Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Hey--I'M a girl! Wanna date?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Sabre's Incredible Online Date-Finding Technique 1. Pose yourself as a male 2. Look for male friends and exude male likes and dislikes; for eg. racecars, dinosaurs and Scarrllett Johannssenn, but not Maid in Manhattan, shopping or nail polish. 3. Strike up a glorious friendship with said male. 4. Send nude pictures of yourself when friendship is ripe, say she's your sister. 5. Say your sister's interested in him, have him come over to meet her. 6. Reveal that you're the sister. 7. Watch head explode. 8. Clean up the mess. 9. Call the cops. 10. Smile dementedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Sabretooth's Incredible Online Date-Finding Techniques worked for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salzella Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 pics or it didn't happen. in fact, that goes for the whole thread, drastic lighting included. cough up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adavardes Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Why do I suddenly feel dirty on the inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Why do I suddenly feel dirty on the inside? I washed myself over and over, hoping it would all go away, the stains, the bruises, the cuts, all of them. I scrubbed them, I rinsed them, I washed them over and over, tears welling up in my eyes and mingling so freely with the body. I thought I was only dirty on the outside, but then I learnt that the pain was inside me. I was defiled on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 look, you didn't say "no", so I don't see what the problem is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bee Hoon Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 That was the secret prize for the the fanfic writers last year.O_O This is not something I was told. I may have reconsidered any participation! Sabre's Incredible Online Date-Finding TechniqueCan I disown you now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adavardes Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 look, you didn't say "no", so I don't see what the problem is. Silly TSR, we all know that "no" means "yes", and that "yes" means "I'm just humouring you for five minutes while you pull off your quickshot, so I can go home and get in the shower, feeling dirty all over and recollecting my shattered existence at the hands of meaningless sexual encounters until I collapse into a heap of worthlessness". ... NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Can I disown you now? But I haven't even explained to you Sabre's Incredible Online Sibling-Finding Technique, Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 TSR's guide to a great sex life, available now-ish. "One minute in heaven is better than none" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltiades Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 "One minute in heaven is better than none" In other words: "Gone in 60 seconds". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 That was going to be the follow up title, but you've ruined it now. I guess i'll have to go with : Sex- Easy as 1,2,3. Seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Silly TSR, we all know that "no" means "yes", and that "yes" means "I'm just humouring you for five minutes while you pull off your quickshot, so I can go home and get in the shower, feeling dirty all over and recollecting my shattered existence at the hands of meaningless sexual encounters until I collapse into a heap of worthlessness". ... NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW. >_> Suddenly, you make complete sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adavardes Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Suddenly, you make complete sense to me. Is that a revelation, a come on, or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Is that a revelation, a come on, or both? I prefer the word epiphany myself, but revelation is close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Dating sites SSSUUUCCCKKK! Just my opinion... This isn't a thread about dating tips, but about the sites themselves. If you've been on a dating site... 1. Is it free, or do you have to pay for it? Does having to pay affect quality? 2. How well do you think the site does at matching like-minded people up? 3. Do you feel safe communicating with online "matches"? If not, why? 4. Have you ever met someone that you met on a dating site in person? 5. If so, how did the meeting turn out? If not, did you ever try to meet? Thanks for the tips! Tysyacha 1) Depends. You would hope for the better but that doesn't pan out often times. 2) Again it depends. Criteria, as well as the matching system or staff...They can either be very open like Yahoo! which used to be free, or eharmony which is very specific. I'd have to see the results. Both near and long term. 3) Fairly safe, long as it is done with common sense, it should be okay. Though I have had a couple stalkers. That's what guns and knives are for. 4) Before or after? Or both??? 5) I met several obviously. A handful. Two were just annoying. One was a gold digging mooching H**-Bag. One, well she was okay...until I found out she was unstable and had attempted to commit suicide twice. The last one was completely phony. Since then I've had a few come and go and these all turned out to be better. Even in the breakup. I have not tried more serious sites. Currently I am actually going out with someone I once knew in high school and we happened to cross paths. All in all, computer dating sucks because you dunno what you are getting on the other end and given the fact that most of them are probasbly depressed anti social nutcases...I'd advise anyone to either get whatever fling you can out of it and LEAVE FAST...or just stay the **** away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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