Darth Avlectus Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Bad idea: Pitchforks will stab you from all directions, a plane will crash on you, a dog will chew on you after that and rip your guts out, then you'll be lit on fire, fed ear wax, and laughed at while you puke all over yourself and die. Dancing the nasty in front of Alkonium when he's in "the mood" to "love you tenderly". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Good idea if you're Al's significant other. T-bagging Mr. T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Nuetral, make sure you have the necessary numbers to withstand his...reaction. Shaving Chuck Norris' beard of POWAH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Good idea if you're Bruce Lee; Bad idea if you're "wolf". Neutral if you're chuck. Mow da F*CKin' lawn on a landmine field like "WUT?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Bad idea. Do I really need a reason? Drinking 30 cups of Mocha Latte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zavier Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Bad idea- Make you too hyper. Going out with a chick while you already have a GF (cheating) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Bad idea, unless you like being in a pile of trouble... Watching all 6 Star Wars movies back-to-back, right after a Lord of the Rings trilogy marathon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zavier Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Would be a good idea, but I hate LOTR. Eating fried pinapples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Neutral, though whoever fried it's a genius. Constantly referring to yourself in the second person, and everyone else in the first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zavier Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Good Idea. Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Good Idea. WHY? WHY? WHY? Batman Wasn't recognizable in the form of an idea.... and neither will that fly this early in the game for you... <ULTIMATE n00b SMACK!> Guess he stepped in it again. ========================================= Using orange box to bend the laws of physics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 Good idea. Portals make for a much faster mode of transportation. Playing as your own gender in an MMO, but claiming to be the opposite sex IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Could go either way. If you've no intention of meeting anyone IRL from the MMO, what harm? Otherwise..... Karaoke (sp?) when you're 3 sheets to the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Good idea, we could always use a woozy floozy on stage "Just let'n it all hang out". "Luring" a fly so you can kill it. Hint: YT "DIE FLY! DIE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 7, 2009 Author Share Posted July 7, 2009 Bad idea. That time could be better spent killing multiple flies. An alarm clock that plays "The Spirit of Radio" by Rush when it goes off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 ^^^Good if you're a Rush fan, otherwise... Using a bug zapper on a particular body part to rid it of fleas, lice, ticks and mites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 7, 2009 Author Share Posted July 7, 2009 Bad idea. The bug's not the only thing you'd be getting rid of. Defending yourself on a murder charge by confessing to a different murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 ^^^Bad idea...I don't think I need to say why...other than it would fail miserably and make it worse. Allowing Ape Boy to do as he pleases in the stickup of the donut hut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 7, 2009 Author Share Posted July 7, 2009 Good idea. He'll probably end up disrupting the criminals. Using the phrase "Forking the spoon" in any context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Excellent idea if you're a perv: you'll appear to at least have an expanded vocabulary and be sophisticated while perving around. Lighting afire Kelso's bag full of dog crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Good idea, you're only entitled to half the blame. Instead of dog crap, using a sampler bag of crap from numerous species, including human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 ^^^Excellent Idea, b/c then he'll be even more hysterical and it will take longer to guess what spieces' crap it actually is. He'll take forever guessing. PURE BRILLIANCE! Barfing on the dog, Anderson's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 Bad idea. Dogs typically don't like getting barfed on. A Rock Band spinoff called Chocolate Rock Band, in which everything, including the peripherals, and the game disc, is made of chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Bad idea: not only would it be an expensive purchase, but also a big expensive sticky mess to clean up, and on top of that enough chocolate to kill someone. Swinging off nipples like a baboon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 That idea is so garbled it has to be good! The movie Chocolate Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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