Totenkopf Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Bad idea, he's weird enough already w/o provocation. Telling the emperor you're taking his deathstar out for a spin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2011 Author Share Posted January 1, 2011 Good idea, better than just taking it. Just taking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Bad Idea. I ain't gonna take it no more. Playing hockey like a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2011 Author Share Posted January 1, 2011 Bad idea, sounds unsportsmanlike. Combining the Normandy (both of them) and the Starships Enterprise (all of them) into one ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Good idea: we need a ship that is a ridiculous monstrosity like that. Throwing bad actors and actresses in a garbage disposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2011 Author Share Posted January 1, 2011 Good idea. What else would we do with them? Giving standard cars an auto-destruct feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Good idea: we'd have a lot less useless junk sitting around once the vehicles outlive their useful function. Good idea. What else would we do with them? Let a bisexual train them to be prostitutes maybe? Lighting up a smoke (any kind) in a fireworks factory when you have some hairs you need singed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2011 Author Share Posted January 2, 2011 Bad idea. It's not just hair you'll be singeing off. Attempting to apply the power over the dreamworld in lucid dreaming to reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Good idea, but that only works when your stoned. Hiding behind bushes and shooting BB's at a Sasquatch, when he's not looking in your general direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Bad idea. You ever seen those Jack's Links beef jerky commercials? Taking a bunch of 'woof'* and making an explosive abominable woof man. A term I am trying to get to catch on "leaving a woof" that is an alternative for the term "taking a crap". Woof is another word for excrement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Bad idea, b/c you still have to shape the woof into an explosive abominable "woofman" and get it all over yourself (well, you anyway ). Having to pay the fuel bill for Alk's "monstrosity" starship by turning tricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2011 Author Share Posted January 2, 2011 Bad idea, that could take centuries. Mixing power tools and sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Good Idea, somebody's gonna get screwed. Bad Idea, somebody's gonna get screwed. (Overall...neutral I guess.) Trying to chase Sasquatch down with an electric razor, until he's completely hairless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Bad idea to try to shave an unwilling victim, especially something much stronger than yourself and probably feral to boot. Piping feed from "The Man Show" into a feminazi rally via a jumbotron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Good idea: someone really needs to 'spice things up a bit' as Bruce Almighty said. ========== Mixing power tools and sex. Could be Good or bad , I have heard some horror stories of stupidity, then I have heard some success stories that turned people into bazillionaires. So long as there are no sharp points to protrude through cyberskin or whatever...maybe. I'm now also never going to get drunk near you. =========== Trying to build a solar power plant out in the middle of the desert plains of central CA despite Sierra Club's slanted propagandized opposition to it that it feeds its obviously ignorant members who won't even LOOK into the issue beyond "OMG they're building a new power plant! It's gonna destroy the natural ecosystem! Vote NO!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!!one!!!!!eleven!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2011 Author Share Posted January 3, 2011 Good idea. Sometimes the unpopular decision is the best one. I'm now also never going to get drunk near you. Was that ever going to happen to begin with? Getting drunk near me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Bad idea b/c you have evil fantasies about power tools and sex. Getting drunk w/GTA and Alk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2011 Author Share Posted January 3, 2011 Really Bad Idea. My disturbing fantasies are nothing compared to GTA's. Getting either of us drunk while remaining sober yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Good idea. Much easier to defend oneself or take corrective action if/as necessary when remaining sober. Besides, events might result in high hit count on YT (or get someone perma-banned from there). Misuse of a sonic screwdriver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2011 Author Share Posted January 3, 2011 Good idea. Something cool will happen regardless. Replacing all support groups with standing orders to "Keep Being Awesome!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Excellent idea. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? (Shut up! I don't have a furries addiction! Even though straight people are statistically the most likely to have such an addiction. I don't have a furries addiction!!! I just like to have fun every now and again. Don't look at me skeptical like that! I'm not addicted to furries, I tell ya!) ========== Was that ever going to happen to begin with? Theoretically anything could happen. You with a power tool and a sexual item is disconcerting. ========== Stapling your own scrotum to your own leg before someone else does it to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 Depends on how inevitable it is. If you know it's going to happen anyway, good idea. If not, really bad idea. Chugging Changaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Neutral, results will vary. Hiring the big fat "sit on you" guy from adult swim to sit on carrot top's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Good idea.....have you SEEN Carrot Top*.... Welshing on a bet with Tommy DeVito. *reminds me of the roast rip that CT looked like his doctor stopped 1/2 way through the sex change op and just said "F*** it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 Bad Idea. I think. @GTA: Do you even know what Changaa is? Building a vacuum cleaner that operates via a contained singularity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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