Darth Avlectus Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Excellent idea: from cullinary to barbaric. Just break the outer glass of the blender and not only do you have a rotational cutter blade, you have jagged glass to boot. I'm going to remember this. Using a longer head fastening bolt (same thread count per inch) to replace the stock bolt inside a Electric Oscillating Multifunction power tool, IE like the little red one from harbor freight. (Hint: I'm a handyman. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Great idea! What could go wrong?! Going to the Superbowl instead of a date with your wife on your anniversary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Bad idea unless there's some kind of quid pro quo involved, she's away on some business trip she can't get out of or you're getting divorced.....in which case it's probably a good idea. Blowing up a building and blaming Osama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Good idea if you ca get away with it. Gaining the respect of Darkdream on dragon quest VI by defeating him. (Need a hint? Check YT) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Neutral. If I beat him that easily he'd better do more for me than he does in this vid.. Being a Djin(sp?) that controls its master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Neutral: It might be good for you but if someone catches on they may kill the body you hosted because it's technically a possession. Neutral. If I beat him that easily he'd better do more for me than he does in this vid.. He kills DeathMoore (there are numerous spellings), the antagonist--the arch enemy in your story, what more could you ask for? Trusting Macgruber in acGyver's place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 11, 2011 Author Share Posted January 11, 2011 Bad idea. What does MacGruber do besides drink? Trusting Jack O'Neill in MacGyver's place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Good idea, b/c O'Neill has access to better tech. Spitting in a Klingon's meal before leaving the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-3556 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Good idea. Those Klingons like their spit. Giving GTA some new shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Good idea. His smell like @ss.......your @ss. Giving Michael Moore a labotomy, but in a Cuban hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 11, 2011 Author Share Posted January 11, 2011 Difficult to say, unless you mean lobotomy. Microwaving a Stargate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Bad idea, they don't taste good when cooked by conventional means. Will probably taste rubbery. Alright, you spelling nazi, giving michael moore a lobotomy in a cuban hospital using rusty cooking utensils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Good idea. Moore needs a good makeover. Having Morrigan Aensland and Chun Li make out in front of Ryu and Spider Man in order to steal a victory, with the only bloodshed being from nosebleeds of the two fellas, not related to being struck in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 Really Good Idea. Somehow creating a singularity inside your microwave, by microwaving something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Impossible idea: you can't do that with a microwave. Making a home built x-ray machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Good idea, how much do you want for it? Putting Alkonium in a microwave. (Yeah..you know Alkonium wants to try it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 Bad idea, I'd end up sterile, if not dead. Blending a blender in a bigger blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Good idea, as long as Tim "the toolman" Taylor is nowhere to be seen. Blending a microwave in a blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Good idea, I always wanted to have a magnetron shrapnel milkshake to pour as the drinks of the corrupt hypocritical city councils of central to northern CA--them and their political machines. Bad idea, I'd end up sterile, if not dead. Only after a prolonged period of time: http://www.multistalkervictims.org/shoestringradio/proventechs.htm Mentos and diet soda with aspartame aimed at an office of some schmuck you don't like, after hours on a frigid cold night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Lord Revan:. Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Yes if you have wool underwear on. Chase the idiot who stole your socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 Why not just put some other socks on? Microwaving Diet Coke and Mentos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Pointless: The mixture explodes before you can even close the door. Microwaving an ink cartridge, in someone else's office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 Bad idea. The sort of people who keeps a microwave in their office is not the sort of person you want to annoy. Microwaving everything you know explodes when microwaved at the same time. (Assuming you've got a giant microwave or something) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Good idea.....if you can channel the explosive in the direction of your choosing like a tightly focused beam of energy. Destroying China's new stealth plane and blaming Taiwan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 Bad idea, you could end up starting a war. Going back in time and preventing the Avro Arrow from being scrapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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