Hallucination Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Bad idea if you don't know the language, otherwise whatever floats your boat. Typing in a foreign language on stormfront. As for the whole 'wrong thread thing,' that wasn't poor timing, I actually derped so hard I thought this was the avy/sig thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 Good Idea. I don't want people like that to like me. Because I don't like them. Making use of the Horrors of the Internet in a debate about something completely different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Excellent idea: sometimes (though not always) wining an internet argument is really like winning the special Olympics--you're still retarded. So F*** it, give all those uptight people a 'WTF?' when you show them 'what for' as you stylishly make them hemorrhage with irrelevance. As for the whole 'wrong thread thing,' that wasn't poor timing, I actually derped so hard I thought this was the avy/sig thread. Diabetes my ass! Now go UN-F*** yourself, Brimley! Solving your constipation problem by drinking a mixture of milk and carbonated beverages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2011 Author Share Posted January 28, 2011 If I know my laxatives, bad idea. It won't help. Bringing a spoon to a fork fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Good Idea. It's dull and it will hurt even more. Bringing a tea cup to a spoon/fork fight. (Death by tea cup.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2011 Author Share Posted January 28, 2011 Good idea. Great for throwing. Bringing a Coffee Cup to a Tea Cup Fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Delicious Idea. I'll pour the tea and you pour the coffee. Designating the Mad Hatter as the referee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Good idea, he's likely to be more fair than Vince McMahon. Giving Exile Darth Malak's voice with the KSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 Hilarious idea. Telling people you're on a vegetarian diet, by which you mean you only eat vegetarians, and herbivorous animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Great idea.......always fun to watch people get their hopes shattered that another meat eater has "seen the light". Actually eating vegetarians b/c your doctor told you to change your diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 Good idea, I can only assume my doctor would know what he or she is talking about. Creating a real-life MCP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Bad idea, no one fights for the user anymore. Introducing friends using the phrase "he fights for the user." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 Good idea. Everyone loves Tron (the character). Actually fighting for the User. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Valiant idea: eventually you're going to get the corporate beatdown too. Marylin Manson as a psychiatrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 Good idea, if you're going for the reverse psychology to work. Wearing a latex catsuit to work instead of your actual uniform, which is presumably not a latex catsuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Neutral. I work from home. Wearing a latex catsuit to the grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 Good idea. Grocery stores can be so boring sometimes. Going to a funeral in clown garb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Generally a bad idea.....unless it's a funeral for all the clowns that got killed in that clown car accident. Messing with a comedian's act (esp if he sucks......the great ones can make you look really stupid). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 Bad idea. Interfering with people on stage is usually frowned upon. Attempting to breed a cross between a St. Bernard and a Chihuahua. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Neutral: Stranger breeds have been tried, I'm sure. Using a field including but not limited to of sharp tools, instruments, and jagged sheets of metal, all of which would be beneath a dropping chamber opening trapdoor mechanism thing with a long fall as punishment against the ass wipes (on all sides of all allegiances) majorly responsible for the 2008 financial collapse in America--and microwaving the remains (feeding them to endangered species is an option) because there would be no survivors with this particular scheme left to the imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 12, 2011 Author Share Posted February 12, 2011 Good idea. Sometimes you need to be that ruthlessly aggressive. (@GTA: Yes, well, good luck getting "it to work".) Syfy selling all its good sci-fi shows (basically Sancuary, Being Human, and Stargate Universe) to SPACE, then shutting down permanently, then being replaced by a new channel called SPACE America or something to that effect. An added benefit is that Americans will then be able to watch Todd & the Book of Pure Evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Neutral: I kinda likes syfy, especially when they had ani monday. Making a town in Canada called whoville, dedicated to Dr. Who and all its fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 12, 2011 Author Share Posted February 12, 2011 Good Idea, but the name could be better. I'd suggest something like New Gallifrey. (@GTA: Yes, well, Syfy's been slowly and deliberately killing science fiction) SPACE exporting Todd & the Book of Pure Evil to an American network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Probably good if you like horror based tv shows*. (*had to look it up and was a bit surprised that the format was 30 minutes, vs the usual ~hour I would have expected) A crime fighting team composed of Duke Nukem, Gordon Freeman, Commander Shepard and Dr Who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Awesome Idea, though I'm not sure the Doctor would approve of everyone else's methods. Torchwood collaborating with Cerberus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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