Hallucination Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Superb idea, just make sure you don't use him as a future reference. Saying you ran the entire Pacific region and oversaw 7 sites in a federal government agency when the only permanent employee in your department went on vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Bad idea: never underestimate a government's penchant for petiness or spite, nor its incompetence for regular tasks with total and blatant disregard for other people. Superb idea, just make sure you don't use him as a future reference. It sounds like you don't have any faith in his ability as a manager. Using an electric bug zapper to solve a lice problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Unsure Idea. You might just piss them off and they could morph into crabs (and I don't mean like the seakind either). Then it would suck to be you. Finding Godzilla, putting a mind control device on his head while he sleeps, then when he wakes, make him seek out and wreak havoc on suicidal terrorists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Bad idea. That's a lot of collateral damage. On your resumé, claiming that all your previous employers went bankrupt, or went under for other reasons, and that's why you don't work for them anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Good idea, unless you work in the finance/accounting side of things or your prospective employer known for being superstitious. On your resumé, claiming to have revolutionised the apiary industry, when applying to an IT gig. It sounds like you don't have any faith in his ability as a manager. It's not his managerial skills, it's the fact that no one will be happy to have been replaced by a guy with one day on the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 25, 2011 Author Share Posted August 25, 2011 Neutral idea. It's not relevant to the job, but it couldn't hurt. Re-enacting every episode of Epic Meal Time with all the right ingredients, and then eating it all in one sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Neutral: first off it isn't necessarily good to lie on a resume but if you speak the truth then I suppose it's okay to add, second it depends on what the employer is looking for outside IT skills. And not expecting results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Entertaining idea, but you would've thought he'd at least enjoyed the Sting song. Taking the mixed DNA of Tourettes Guy and King Leondias and replacing the DNA of a developing human fetus clone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 25, 2011 Author Share Posted August 25, 2011 Good idea. We need another Leonidas. A law firm that promises in its advertising to get its clients cleared of all charges, even if they're guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 A grand theft auto radio commercial idea: "accidents happen and we'll prove it". (for reals it was in one of those games) Allowing and enabling Hallucination to use a jackhammer on the head of some guy who, instead of getting a shopping cart at the front of a grocery store, decides to yank it away from a little kid who was watching it for its mom for just a moment while she was digging through her purse for the shopping list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 Good idea. Everyone loves vigilante justice! Vigilante justice being legally encouraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Excellent idea, there are a few people in my town who need to be brought to justice. Giving Alk a case holding some rods of plutonium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 Great Idea! Think what I could do with it! Buying a company you have a grudge against, and then running into the ground with shockingly bad business decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Excellent idea. I just wish I had the kind of money and power to be able to do that to the particular comanies I'm thinking of. Making the last level of a 16-bit video game you produced after the song "Jack the world" by the band Gwar. (Refer to a recent post of mine in ahto, if you really care to see what I'm talking about. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 9, 2011 Author Share Posted September 9, 2011 Good idea, especially if you want players to lose their minds. Telling your significant other that you're just a figment of their imagination, in an attempt to break up with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Good Idea. Your significant other just might take the hint when it becomes obvious you don't care what that person does contrary to the relationship, since you don't care either. Finding quality dates are hard enough anyways. Buying a dark war glaive lightsaber from ultrasabers for halloween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 8, 2011 Author Share Posted October 8, 2011 Great Idea. No explanation needed. Playing the Game of Thrones while drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Great Idea: Being tipsy makes things a little more amusing that way. Plus you might get laid which I would hope is a good thing. (Let's try to keep it in a positive context! PLEASE!) (Glad you approve!) Gaeeting duurrrrnk putting on a trenchcoat, duster, or similar, and imitating robert stack of unsolved mysteries. Like so: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 8, 2011 Author Share Posted October 8, 2011 Bad idea. Video Embed FAIL. Microsoft calling the Xbox 360's successor the XXXbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Neutral: While I wholeheartedly endorse a risque successor where XBL is now a place for you avartar's (ahem) interactions, that would tend to limit the audience it can reach to the age of consent demographic. Alienating customers is never good for business. Installing dummy buttons on elevators, thermostats, and controls of public appliances and devices to give the illusion that people still control things when in reality it's all on timers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 10, 2011 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 Good Idea. It's always good to give people the illusion of control. Filling a harvester with live cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Good idea, I mean what's the least that could go wrong? On unsolved mysteries, finding out who gives a $#*% about bigfoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 13, 2011 Author Share Posted October 13, 2011 Neutral idea. It's not like it would achieve much. Diving by 0 and multiplying it by i. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Good idea: an undefined imaginary number is exactly what we need. (lol I'm not sure I'm even qualified to answer that as I never made it through intermediate algebra.) A wrestling match in a glass factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 13, 2011 Author Share Posted October 13, 2011 Good idea. Hazards make it more interesting. Drinking morphine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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