Chevron 7 locke Posted December 31, 2008 Author Posted December 31, 2008 *Chev materializes inside of the Time Vortex to see the alternate Drunken Time Travelers, all of them are nearly dead from what seems to have been a battle between them and one of the Evil Chevs* Evil Chev has been busy... *Chev grabs all of them and demeaterializes* *Chev rematerializes in the main universe's HQ* I found them... *Chev collapses from the strain of transporting so many people*
CommanderQ Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 Further questions..OY?! This could be problematic if the other me is quite hot....I must avoid myself.... *preps weapon*
Alkonium Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 *enters the basecode for Chev into the TARDIS console* m: hey Chev, some purple haired guy named Tedd handed me a box to give to you. And alternate Chev, I think the way to solve the problem with the materialising is to transform using your chameleon circuit instead of the TF gun.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 1, 2009 Author Posted January 1, 2009 *Chev looks up* Thanks...Ah! my favorite webcomic came in! *Chev opens the package to reveal the very first El Goonish Shive comic book* Been waiting along time for this! Alternate Chev: I tried that, it didn't work. it turned me into a police box and I was stuck that way for nearly a month, then some idiot began hitting me with a sonic crowbar. for some reason that changed me back.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 m: Yeah, but going back to your original gender won't make a difference. Your body just needs more time to adjust to being a TARDIS. f: Besides, you're much more attractive as a man. m: You really think so? Aside from when I was part cat, I was always too annoyed with Chev to find him or her attractive.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 1, 2009 Author Posted January 1, 2009 Alternate Chev: to be honest...we just wanted to confuse the hell outta you two by appearing to be twins... Chev: You were annoyed by me?! I wasn't the one who tried to go back in time to the big bang and chage reality! You should be annoyed with Yar-el! Chev: We should get the Alternates into the TARDIS healy room thing shouldn't we? It doesn't look like there gonna last much longer.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 f:Yeah, but you never changed your clothes after switching genders. You're obviously my Chev. m:You're right, but I don't know if my Zero Room is be enough, I'll take Yar-El and CQ in my TARDIS. You help out TriggerGod.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 1, 2009 Author Posted January 1, 2009 How long Until we can expect word on the condition of the alternates? we're going to need all the help we can get. One Evil Chev is horrible, but two of them is even worse!
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 f: Our CQ got here sooner, she'll recover faster, if that helps at all. m: They'll make a full recovery, but I don't know how long. My Zero Room has never been used for injuries this serious.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 1, 2009 Author Posted January 1, 2009 I guess this means someone is going to have to distract the two Evil Chev's while the alternates are healing up Huh? Yep. Who's the idiot who has to do that? Who are the only two people not busy at the moment? Chev and Alternate Chev: Crap
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Wait, I'm seriously injured? I think I might've missed something.... Besides, even if the other me is nearly the same, I will always be superior...because....I....am......COMMANDER Q!! BWAHAHAHAAH!! Yep, I know, I'm awesome:D
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Isn't the other you also Commander Q? And it was the other you getting injured at the hands of Evil Chev.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Yeah, but I am superior to her! BWAGAG-HAHAAH! She is currently injured, making me the more dominant Q.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 m: Come to think of it, that actually makes sense. Speaking of which, I think she's coming to.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 (I figured you'd write as both you and the other you) f: Let me explain. Those two guys are us, from a parallel universe.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 (Yeah, I probably would....) F: *rubs head* What happened? M: *Dumbstruck and in awe*
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 1, 2009 Author Posted January 1, 2009 *Chev walks into the room and sees the Alternate CQ* yikes...now there's two of them...at least one of them is hot. In answer to your question...you were attacked by our Universe's Evil Chev.
Yar-El Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 *Staggers into room and looks around at all the doubles.* Whow. That must have been some party last night. I'm seeing double.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 m:This is really hard to explain, so all I'm going to say is parallel universe. *Alternate Alkonium sees Yar-El* f: Well hello there. And you are?
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 M: Wait, won't Yar El run into the other Yar-El soon? This is going to get even more confusing... F: *Nods in agreement*
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 m: Yeah, especially considering how angry she got that time I turned her into a dude. At least we'll know what he looks like.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 M: Well, it should be interesting...ummm...I'll be right back for...umm....coffee, yes, coffee. Does anybody else want some? F: *Realizes Yar-El's situation and remembers Yar-El's alternate* Umm..could I come along?
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 M: What? Is your Yar-El just as insecure about seeing a female version of himself as ours is about seeing a male version of herself?
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