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M: *Standing in a balcony above the massive army* WE ARE NOW AT WAR!! FIND THE EVIL CHEV'S! AND STAIN THE GALAXY WITH THEIR BLOOD!!!

 

F: *Sighs* There's not enough blood for that much..can't we just bring in the Death Star?

 

M: *whispers* No honey, it might get destroyed...don't you remember what happened to the first one we rented?

 

F: *Snickers* Oh yeah, never mind.

 

Clone Army: *Roars*

 

M: TO WAR!!!

 

F: I love my job

 

M: Me too, and you as well*smiles*

 

F: *Pushes teasingly* Yeah....

 

Clone Army: *Goes to find anything that looks like the Evil Chev*

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*Chev materializes next to Evil Chev*

Chev: Hello

 

*Evil Chev hefts her Bazooka/Blaster*

 

Chev: calm down...i just wanna talk to you

 

Evil Chev: As far as I'm concerned we have nothing to talk about

 

Chev: I'm not going to pretend that we aern't enemies, but I need to speak to you

 

Evil Chev: Fine, speak and then leave

 

Chev: First of all, I just want to say that I'm so sorry

 

Evil Chev: For what?

 

Chev: You were created when I threw myself into the time vortex, I'm not sorry that I unleashed you upon the galaxy. I'm sorry that you had to see the galaxy by yourself, I'm sorry that you seemed to only see the evil that it had to offer, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you when you needed a guiding hand in your life

 

Evil Chev: Your apologizing...to me? But I tried to kill you numerous times!

 

Chev: I know, and thats my fault as well, I should have been there for you when you needed me the most. Despite all the battles that we fought against one another, I consider you a sister to me...I don't expect for this little admission of mine to change your mind, but I hope it makes you think

 

Evil Chev: I never had a sister...I don't know what it feels like

 

Chev: you can still find out...I know that you are not evil, I know that some part of you wants to be free, have fun in the universe, and end up doing something to the time stream while hammered

 

Evil Chev: I...have always wanted to get drunk and just cut loose once in awhile...

 

Chev: I want you to think about what I said, Please...think about what you are and what you still can be

 

Evil Chev: I'll think about what you have said...I'm not making any promises mind you...

 

Chev: thats all I ask...

 

*Chev dematerializes, leaving Evil Chev deep in thought before she too dematerializes*

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M: Alternate Chev, come with me. I think I know how to sever the link, which will allow Chev to live if Evil Chev dies, or vice versa. All that has to be done is establish a new bond, which will override the original. You seem like the logical choice, since if close the dimensional rifts properly after this, the two of you will probably die around the same time anyway. Not that either of me will have anything to do with that. I think I can still track Chev through her basecode.

*Alternate Alkonium comes aboard the TARDIS as well*

M and F: (standing at the console) Allons-y!

*they flick some switches and the TARDIS dematerialises.*

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Evil Chev and Chev are in the time vortex*

 

Evil Chev: I've decided to take you up on your offer, I want to see the wonders that the universe has, I want to get drunk and wake up not remembering the previous night! I want...to decide my own destiny

 

Chev: *Sniff* I'm so proud of you! Before we do any of this...I want to know what it was you and the Alternate Evil Chev fought

 

Evil Chev: It was something made of the stuff of nightmares...no matter what we threw at it, it kept attacking...We had traveled to the edge of known space in the TARDIS when it first appeared...It managed to get through the defenses, and we ended up fighting it...

 

*Evil Chev has a haunted look in her eyes*

 

We fought if for nearly three full days, it kept absorbing whatever we hit it with and it just kept coming at us, we tried to run from it, it followed us, we travelded time to try and escape it, and it still managed to follow us. In the end, when we thought we were about to die, it changed shape.

 

It looks like you now, except the hair is blood red, the eyes are solidly blue, and it wears a black trenchcoat. It managed to absord my abilities, it can do everything we can do now...I have no idea on how to stop it should it show up again

 

Chev: Did it say anything? Do you have any theories on what it was?

 

Evil Chev: I've got nothing on it, but it said two words over and over

 

Chev: Two Words? What did it say?

 

Evil Chev: Bad Wolf

 

Chev: that makes no sense, It must have just been gibberish

 

Evil Chev: makes sense

 

Chev: you can go anywhere you wish now...I wish you the best of luck

 

Evil Chev: Thanks...I intend to visit the mountains moving in the breeze planet first

 

Chev: Good choice

 

*Evil Chev dematerializes, a few minutes later Chev dematerializes as well*

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*Chev rematerializes*

I don't think that would work, hes already nuts.

 

(To Alkonium) We don't have to worry about Evil Chev anymore, she's chosen to do something with her life...by the way, this is nothing to worry about at all, but what does "Bad Wolf" mean?

 

(To CQ) How the hell did you grow all those clones in that short a time?!

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M: My guess is he really overdid the growth acceleration. Meaning they'll die of natural causes within minutes. Bad Wolf means something along the lines of a massive Dalek invasion. It's also the persona Rose Tyler took on when she stared into the Time Vortex.

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*Chev comes back with a dalek gun in her hand*

Now that I've stopped the da-errr, bunny invasion, time for some fun!

 

*Chev goes back in time to bill clintons monica lewinsky thing*

Clinton: well hello there...your a pretty looking thing!

Lewinsky: why thank you!

 

*Chev appears inbetween them*

Chev: Dont Do it! You'll be forced to resign!

Clinton: why thank you for letting me know ahead of time young lady! I'll be sure to focus all my efforts into making the county safe and secure instead!

Chev: good man

 

*Chev appears back in the present to discover that flying cars have been invented*

Chev: Sweeeeeet

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