Chevron 7 locke Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 *chuck norris appears and deflects the roundhouse sending the wave of pure awsomeness into the CQs who are then hit by the waves of pure awsomeness and then are knocked into another universe*
CommanderQ Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 *Come flying back and shave off Chuck Norris' beard*
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 *Chuck Norris's beard reattachs itself, Chuck Norris roundhouses both CQs untilthey are around fifteen miles underground, The mighty Chuck norris then sends a wave of awsomeness down the hole which caves it in*
TriggerGod Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 omg chuck norris where? did you know that chuck norris was supposed to be in Street Fighter 2, but when the beta testers tested him, every button made him do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this 'glitch', Norris responded "Thats no glitch."
CommanderQ Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That's awesome, Chuck Norris has super powers...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 30, 2009 Author Posted January 30, 2009 Chuck Norris: Indeed I do. Watch this *Chuck Norris picks up a building and roundhouses into another galaxy*
TriggerGod Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 31, 2009 Author Posted January 31, 2009 Due to some very unforseen complications, I need to leave the group for awhil* *Chev loads shotgun and travels to the Naruto Universe* I will make NaruHina happen! *Chev reaches 88 miles per hour and dematerializes*
Alkonium Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Well Chuck Norris, let's see how you handle yourself against an army of TorajiiSunPossessedCyberDalekSontaranSlitheenJudoonPyrovileOodZygonAutonGelthToclafaneGasmaskzombies! HAHAHAHA!
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 5, 2009 Author Posted February 5, 2009 *Chuck smiles and unleashes a wave of pure roudhouse energy that sends them all flying into another reality*
CommanderQ Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 M: You know, I just saw what this group says "Where is CommanderQ?" That makes me feel so special and fluffy inside:D F: Heh. It reminds me too much of "Where is Waldo?" M: Aha...now I'm sick *runs to bathroom to hurl* F: *Holds mouth in sudden realization of what was said and runs to another bathroom*
Alkonium Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 And if that fails, Chuck Norris. Let's see if you can defeat your exact double, except he's a Liberal Atheist.
Alkonium Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 So, since Yar-El's back, does that mean we'll get a group avatar?
Alkonium Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 I suggest a combination of a full tankard and a clock.
Yar-El Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 I have a lot to catch up on. When did Chuck Norris show up?
CommanderQ Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 He showed up shortly after Chev declared himself the ultimate power in the Universe. Chuck showed him different. Thank you Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris: *gives thumbs up* No...thank you, CQ.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 7, 2009 Author Posted February 7, 2009 *Turns out CQ's Chuck Norris is an imposter* Real Chuck Norris: You don't stand for the american way, time to die! *Chuck Norris roundhouses the imposter into an alternate universe*
Alkonium Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 Oh yeah, Chuck Norris? Well I'm not American at all! And your intolerant forcing your views are sickening! Prepare to be logicked to death! And then various other horrifying things.
CommanderQ Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 M: I'M GONNA SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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