Chevron 7 locke Posted March 3, 2009 Author Posted March 3, 2009 *Chev's eye widen* Your all Figments! None of you are real! Happy Land is where you all belong! Belong! BELONG! Happpppppppppppppppy Landddddddddddddddddd!!!! *Chev dances away while shooting at the celling* EDIT: I apologize, my brother got on and made this post, I think I'll roll with it though, it seems to be a good enough idea
CommanderQ Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 M: I think there is something wrong with him... F: Should I shoot him? M: Wow. You are definately more aggressive than me...at the moment. But no, don't shoot Chev. F: At the moment? M: Yea.
Chevron 7 locke Posted March 4, 2009 Author Posted March 4, 2009 *Chev dances over to the CQ's and snarls* I'm a SAMUAL L. JACKSON! *Chev drops a piano on both of them and then dematerializes*
CommanderQ Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 M: I thought Samuel L. Jackson was Mace Windu....he sure doesn't act like him... F: True...true...
Chevron 7 locke Posted March 4, 2009 Author Posted March 4, 2009 *Chev appears and drops a piano filled with ignited lightsabers* DIE FOOLS! *Chev dematerializes*
Chevron 7 locke Posted March 8, 2009 Author Posted March 8, 2009 If you wish to join, you must pass the iniatation. *Chev pulls out the unicycle and a fork.* Dig in.
CommanderQ Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 *Grabs shovel* Chev, I fail to remember you taking your initiation test... *whack*
Chevron 7 locke Posted March 8, 2009 Author Posted March 8, 2009 I was part of the original group. I need no initiation! *Grabs Shovel and whacks CQ back* *Dances to the time Machine* Alllllllllllll Aboardddddddddd! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Chevron 7 locke Posted March 9, 2009 Author Posted March 9, 2009 *Pokes everyone and they all go Boom*
Chevron 7 locke Posted March 10, 2009 Author Posted March 10, 2009 *Chev drives a hummer into the base and sings magic carpet ride all while getting shot at by evil Gizka* *Turns into Samuel L Jackson* I'm gonna run you over! *Chev runs over the gizka and goes boom*
CommanderQ Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 F: I will not go boom. M: Neither will I...except in certain places.... F: *Giggles*
Alkonium Posted March 24, 2009 Posted March 24, 2009 Good thing I wasn't here to go boom. *switches from his Doctor persona to a Gunslinger persona, then quickly shoots Chev in the head with a revolver*
CommanderQ Posted March 25, 2009 Posted March 25, 2009 F: Ouch. That looked like it hurt. M: I doubt that, you see, he took a direct shot in the head, the metal bullet piercing the bone skull, crushing into the brain, maybe even into the stem. I doubt it hurt, it was only a second of the most interesting experience ever.... F: True...I love you... M: Heh, I know.....*kisses, while using own pistol to shoot another shot into Chev*
Alkonium Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Let's see what other personae I've got... *switches to Costumed Hero persona, ends up looking like a mix between Nite Owl II from the comic, Nite Owl II from the film, and Batman* Could be useful. *switches to a Jedi persona, basically Obi-Wan with black hair* I like it *switches to a Ranger persona, ends up being an Aragorn ripoff, complete with ancient Greatsword* I'll stick with this one.
CommanderQ Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 M: Bah!! HAHAHAHA!!! You look like some sort of RANGER!! HAHAHAAH!! F: Um....he is...darling...he is a ranger..didn't you see? M: *Silence* Oh....cool..umm...sword...yeah....
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 5, 2009 Author Posted April 5, 2009 *Chev sleepily walks out of her room to see another version of her laying on the floor with a bullet in her head.* Do I really even want to know? *Version on the floor turns into a monkey* Monkey: Internet: Serious Business. *Monkey blows up*
Alkonium Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 *looks at the bits of monkey* There is evil afoot here. I must set off on a quest to track down the origin of this monkey Chev!
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 8, 2009 Author Posted April 8, 2009 I'm going back to bed. I need to start working on Girls night out 2. *Chev goes to her room, locks the door, sets up the security system and starts typing on her vista.*
Alkonium Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 *female Alkonium's TARDIS materialises in Chev's quarters, and she steps out, dressed in a silk nightie* F: Working on Girls' Night Out 2? Well let me give you some "inspiration"...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 8, 2009 Author Posted April 8, 2009 *Chev raises eyebrow in confusion* Ahhhhh...I don't think so. *Chev runs out through the door and dematerializes*
CommanderQ Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 M: *Watching events unfold* I don't know whether to laugh, or to let my lunch be free... F: If that's going to happen, give me some warning, I will videotape and post it on youtube. M: You are a bitter woman. I'm not going to throw up, fine....
Alkonium Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 *female Alkonium then walks in on the CQ's, still as scantily clad as before, and approaches the male CQ* F: You know, I'm not anywhere near as bitter as her, and I've known her longer than you have, sort of. *male Alkonium then returns from his epic quest* M: I have returned, and the foul beasts have been dealt with. Hey girl-me, fancy seeing you here. F: Hello? M: Hitting on my colleagues again? I don't have to tell you how much of a dead end that is.
stoffe Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Since Yar-El has gotten excommunicated I figured this group could just as well be turned over to the care of someone who's still here, and your name was first in the list, so...
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