CommanderQ Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 *starts laughing* Sick mind? ME? AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! No, just that I checked your geneology chart, and she's...well, there, as, um, a cousin.....and your history with her.....um , perhaps I said too much? *reaches for grenade behind back*
TriggerGod Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Chev can't do anything. He/she/it/dog is under the ground, without a leg. And we have grenades and lightsabers. Oh, and Vin Diesel.
Alkonium Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Vin Diesel? What about having a crowbar-wielding nutcase who stole, erm, borrowed the Doctor's TARDIS without permission with every intention of bringing it back, but I'll probably not get around to it.
Yar-El Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 Hahaha... I'm heading back in time to find out the most important question of our generation. Did Michael Jackson father himself? *Opens a time portal, puts on a wig, and slips back to the 1970s*
CommanderQ Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 Oh no, Yar-El might find out Michael Jackson's troubling past...good luck Yar, there are places not mant to be discovered, this is one..... *bows head*
Yar-El Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 *Time portal flashes open, and I stumble back from the past* God! It's too horrific for words. Michael Jackson's father was Janet Jackson. *Jumps in a shower with clothes on, stares into the drain, falls into the fetal position, and starts to shiver with fright* Its all to horrific. I can't shake the replay of events. Must find a keg to kill off the brain cell connected to such memories. No one should have to live with them. Its just not natural.
TriggerGod Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 You'll have to drink a lot of beer then. OH AND NOW YOUR THINKING WITH PORTALS
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 27, 2008 Author Posted November 27, 2008 *Pulls out a very large keg and starts pouring beer into various bottle for Yar-El* *As he's handing Yar-El beer bottles* It's ok...It's ok...just keep drinking from the bottle and you'll forget...it's ok...it's ok...don't worry...this is one instance we, the Drunken Time Travelers Of StarWarsKNights cannot Stand for! *looks at fellow drunkerds* CQ, Triggergod! Form up! Into the portal! we have a duty! to stop Yar-El from seeing that horrible image! Grab your guns! We need to go back and intercept her before she sees that horrible image! Even I, a crazy blaster-happy nutcase, would not wish that fate on my worst enemy! Drunken Time Travelers...Move out! *Chev jumps in the portal with Blaster rife in hand*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 27, 2008 Author Posted November 27, 2008 *Watching CQ go for the grenade* I checked your charts as well...and guess who your uncle is! *Shows CQ a picture of Janeway from Star Trek Voyager* And yes...I mean uncle
CommanderQ Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 *looks at picture* That is sick..she's my uncle? At least your cousin is attractive, ugh..... *grabs picture and throws it into fthe fire*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 27, 2008 Author Posted November 27, 2008 Now...if we can go back and prevent Yar-El from seeing that horrible picture... *Opens the portal*
CommanderQ Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 *jumps in and accidentally shoots Michael Jackson* I think I've just saved the world from something horrible.....or worse, I might have made it worse...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 27, 2008 Author Posted November 27, 2008 You done good CQ, but we have to go further back to prevent Yar-El from seeing the image in the fir- OH MY GOD! *Shows Michael Jackson getting back up* You little boys can never kill me! *does the moonwalk* *To CQ* Run!!!! *Jumps throught the time portal*
TriggerGod Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 There is only one way to kill teh Jackson. USE PORTALS TO TAKE HIM TO THE COMPANION CUBE WHICH HAPPENS TO BE A BOY CUBE AND FROM THERE, THROW THEM INTO THE PIT OF FIRE.
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 28, 2008 Author Posted November 28, 2008 Is this a bad time to mention that I like BLTs?
TriggerGod Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 Well, thats easy. kill teh dude who was stupid enough to knock his mom up.
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 29, 2008 Author Posted November 29, 2008 *Jumps into the portal armed with a heavy repeater*
Yar-El Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 *Gets up off the shower floor, dripping wet, sees Chavron 7 jump into portal, and responds as if the last few days didn't happen.* Where in the world is he going? How has everyone been?
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 29, 2008 Author Posted November 29, 2008 *Jumps out of the portal, covered in blood and has wounds all over* It was...difficult...but the deed is done. *Looks at Yar-El* you don't remeber? well...at least I stopped Yar-El from seeing that horrible image but i'm gonna see it for the rest of my life...but...it was worth it. *Staggers to the shower and washes the blood off*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 29, 2008 Author Posted November 29, 2008 *recieves a message from future chev* I just killed him! *Sighs heavily and jumps into the time portal* *Jumps out a few minutes later* Stupid jackson!
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 30, 2008 Author Posted November 30, 2008 *gets drunk on juma and jumps three days into the future* Hey*Hic* look at all the gizka running around...*Hic!* *Gizka suddenly turn at stare at chev* Awww....crap... *Thousands of gizka swarm the time portal and run through it* *As he's being trampeled by the gizka* Where do you things keep coming from?! *The last of the gizka run through the portal with chev hot in pursuit* Give me back my Handmaiden and Juhani novel! It's the only romance novel I have! *Starts blasting gizka*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 30, 2008 Author Posted November 30, 2008 *Still blasting Gizka* I AM NOT! They stole my romance novel because they know that i hid the secret to to traveling time with your mind in it! It was the perfect place to hide the secret! who else was gonna read the book? *Whips out a heavy repeater and starts blasting gizka*
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