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Originally posted by Redwing

That is correct, Moderator. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of banning.

 

...We shall double our efforts.

 

I hope so, Moderator, for your sake. The Admins are not as forgiving as I am.

 

LOL! yet, so true. :D

 

 

Are you sure you know what your spamming, trusting our fate to a moderator we hardly know, the admins would not approve.

 

The admins don't need to know

 

Well i don't approve

 

 

Wait! The Admins command that you take their moderator with you.

 

No more spam from the admins today.

 

The admins wish it, they are curious about the forums.

 

This is not a good idea...

 

 

And those two control the spam

You catch on pretty quick.

 

We'll need to free that spam.

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Originally posted by Tie Guy

Wait! The Admins command that you take their moderator with you.

 

No more spam from the admins today.

 

The admins wish it, they are curious about the forums.

 

This is not a good idea...

 

*lol*

Man where do you guys find this quality spam???:D

 

"But Uncle Owen I wanted to go to Toshi Station to pick up some cans of SPAM" -Luke

 

 

***Story***

"I think those new droids are going to work out fine. In fact, I, uh, was also thinking about our agreement about my Moderating another season. And if these new droids do work out, I want to transmit my application to the SPAMING Academy this year." -Luke

 

"But Luke it's nearly Summer and Summer is when I need you the most. Only one more season. This year we'll ban enough people that I'll be able to hire some more hands. And then you can go to the SPAMING Academy next year. " -Owen

 

"Yeah, that's what you said last year when Biggs and Tank left to go SPAM" -Luke

 

***later***

"Owen, he can't Moderate here forever. Most of his friends are SPAMING. It means so much to him" -Beru

 

"I'll make it up to him next year. I promise." -Owen

 

"Luke's just not a Moderator, Owen. He has too much of his father in him" -Beru

 

"That's what I'm afraid of." -Owen

***end story***

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"Imperial SPAM...here? I have to warn the others....Oh no, I've been spammed!" - C3PO ESB

 

 

"I've never seen such devotion in a SPAM before" - Luke

"That's funny, I don't ever remember owning a SPAM" - Obiwan ANH

 

"We're wanted men, I have the SPAM sentence on 12 systems"

"I'll be careful" - Luke

"you'll be SPAMMED!"

"This little one's not worth the SPAM. Come, let me buy you a drink" - Obiwan ANH

 

"I've been from one side of the galaxy to the other, I've seen a lot of strange SPAM, but nothing to make me believe in one all-powerful SPAM" - Han ANH

 

"ancient tricks and hokey religions are not match for a good SPAM at your side" - Han ANH

 

"There are alternatives to SPAMMING" - Obiwan ANH

 

"I suggest a new strategy R2, let the wookie SPAM" - C3PO ANH

 

"Wonderful woman, either I hate her or I'm beginning to SPAM her" - Han ANH

 

"There's been a great disturbance in the Force as if a million voices cried out... and were suddenly SPAMMED" - Obiwan ANH

 

"This will be a SPAM long remembered, it is seeing the end of the rebeliion and the end of Kenobi" - Darth Vader ANH

 

"My Lord, we've had so many SPAMS. perhaps its settlers..."

"No, the SPAM is there! Commander set course for the Hoth system!" Vader - ESB

 

"that's the last SPAM you'll ever make!" - Luke ROTJ

 

"Your father wanted you to have this, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He thought you'd follow old Obiwan on some damn fool, idealistic SPAM. It is your father's SPAM. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. A much more elagant SPAM, for a more civilized time." - Obiwan ANH

 

"Not entirely stable? I'm glad your here to SPAM us these things! Chewie, take the SPAMMER back and plug him into the hyperdrive!" - Han ESB

 

"Hey, we don't SPAM there kind here!" - Bartender

"huh?" - Luke

"your droids, they'll have to SPAM outside!" - bartender

"3PO, why don't you and R2 SPAM ouside, we don't want any SPAMMING" - Luke

"I heartily agree you sir" C3PO ANH

 

"Why do I feel like we've picked up another pathetic SPAM?" - Obiwan TPM

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You...could call for a vote of no confidence in Moderator Valorum

 

He's been our strongest spammer

 

Our only other option would be to submit a plea to the admins.

 

The admins take even longer than the senate to spam.

 

 

Our last spammer was Captain Antilles.....

 

Oh look, a SPAM! I'm saved!

 

I have come for the spam on this moderator

Ahhh, at last we have the mighty fergbacca

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  • 1 year later...

Just Forum spelunking, and decided to dig up an oldie, but a goodie!

 

Yee-haw, New Star Wars Spam! :D

 

 

"If you're saying spamming here was a bad idea, I'm beginning to agree with you. Artoo, what are we doing here?

It's like . . . something out of a spam or, I don't know. Maybe I'm just going spammy." - Luke, ESB

 

"Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that Spam, not

excuses." - Vader, ESB

 

"Oh! Sometimes I just don't understand spammy behavior" - C3PO, ESB

 

"Captain, being spammed by you isn't quite enough to get me excited" - Leia, ESB

 

"Sorry, sweetheart. We haven't got spam for anything else." - Han, ESB

 

"I take it back. We're going to get spammed if we stay out here much longer. " - Leia, ESB

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"I truly, deeply SPAM you." - Padme AOTC

 

"The shroud of the SPAM has fallen. Begun, the SPAM War, has." - Yoda AOTC

 

"I don't SPAM well anymore." "Because of your mother?" -Anikan/Obi-Wan AOTC

 

"Luminous beings are we, not this crude SPAM." - Yoda ESB

 

"Jugde me by my SPAM, do you?" - Yoda ESB

 

"And where you should not! For my ally, is the SPAM, and a powerful ally it is." - Yoda ESB

 

"Yoda, I must SPAM!" - Luke ROTJ

 

"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to SPAM." -Padme TPM

 

 

I'll save the rest for a little later.

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