Tie Guy Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 what you think is vanilla cake is actually white chocolate and part of a international conspiracy to kill all people allergic to chocolate but not vanilla. i like to watch TV
Artoo Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 no you're not, your helping feed the gremlins in your pants. Just cause you give them an easy-bake oven they can do anything. Luckily if you have a can of ewok-eradicator or gungan-be-gone (like every fanboy should) you can spray and they'll disappear. I can see myself in my CD
darthfergie Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 No you can't!!! It isn't you CDs have beeen made by foreign powers to take hold of every American's soul. SO don't be suprised to see someone else's face there accidentally!!! I bought some RAM today...
Surfnshannon Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 That's just what these strategy gaming company's want you to do BUY MORE RAM so that they can secrety test you! They will steal your brain in the middle of the night and use it to operate high-tech war machines in the next world war!!! I drank some Dr. Pepper
captain_drake Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 You think thats a dr.peper but it is acuuly a mild seditive to keep you under controal and making you spend some more money on buying more and more untill youre broke I'm hungry
Zygomaticus Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 thats not true your stomack is actually causing a chain reaction which makes you feel hungry but it is actually absorbing alll your organs im going to sleep
Eets Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 sleep... that's where the FBI agents sent directly from the president come to take you away into the dreamland that is ruled by mr. poppingiggles and little candy canes from outer space try and poke you with their little friends, mister popsicle and mister sucker.... dhasdhasidoahdoiahdoaishd!!!!!!!! My feet stink.
Zygomaticus Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 that isnt because its dirty its actually the dterioration of leg molecules i bet youll drop 3 shoes sizes in the next 5 hours eets finished school
Young David Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 He didn't ... actually, Eets never went to school. Eets is just a result of our imagination. Eets does NOT exist ... he's just some bits and bytes that came with this forum. The sky is blue
Tie Guy Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 no, thats just the new russian war machine that makes the sky appear blue to its next victim. Once you look at the blue sky, it drops a 50 ton bomb on your house. So don't look up! I'm in computer class
captain_drake Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 Thats just you want to think the comps are mechines that take 9 to 20 hours of your life doing nothing but sitting at and staring it is a birrlent plot by enemy nations to make americans fat and lazy My Cats Eat Cat food
Uutont Fær Uulion Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 they aren't eating catfood they are recieving incoming data they then spy on you and deposit the information for the Mother Ship in the their litter box or under a bush in the backyard. I can see my house from here.
Heavyarms Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 geez, you are dumb, aren't you. I fell asleep in my science final today.
Tie Guy Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 but it wasn't an accident. The teacher made you fall asleep by lecturing so that you would get in trouble and the principal could kick you out and she wouldn't have to see you anymore. i son't like pie
Heavyarms Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 maybe it is because you were born from a pie like those blackbirds. I always say*hits head on desk*
captain_drake Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 Becouse you have hit your head to hard against the desk you have become traumtized and that is all you can rembear it's warm outside
Tie Guy Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 Thats because of a top secret russian weapon that alters the weather on order to mkae everyone angry at the weather man and kill them all. then, without accurate weather information available to the public the red machine will be ready to strike into the heart of america....or something like that. There is no such thing as coldness.
ALTUS_Fett Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 That's because computers have taken over and are programming our minds to think that. 2+2=4
Boba Rhett Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 That's just what the government wants you to think. They secretly keep the secret fifth number for themselves so they can use it in military anti- potatoe gun tests. : this smilie is looking at me. o_0
ALTUS_Fett Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 Uh, oh. If i'm right that is one of the newest Desguises for the CIA. Better watch out I thought I heard a voice behind me the other day, but when I turned around, all there was was a dog.
captain_drake Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 Dogs can relly talk but they only do it behind youre back and mack fun of your underwear i have a ball of string on my desk (twist this around guys)
captain_drake Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 OH No you have found out my id i will now have to destroy cleavland MWHAHAHAHAHAHA cleavland or canda (which should i destroy) .....Mountins are tall Meow
Uutont Fær Uulion Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 that's what the Canadians want you to think actually they are very small but they ae made to look big so that we can't cross them as easily and will therefore stay in our registered section I had pb/j for lunch today
Zygomaticus Posted January 16, 2002 Posted January 16, 2002 thats what you think but its actually a secret poisoning substance which bonds with the hydrochloric acid in your body to release gastric fumes which affect your stomach and in the end....... i am going to study now
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